# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/941 "2018-03-23T13:48:02Z")
Is he from the Bronzini family? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/942 "2018-03-23T13:59:20Z")
As cod as my witness, I didn’t know that, but I did think I smelt a rat. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/943 "2018-03-23T14:14:04Z")
You thought they’d just roughy him up? He _shad_ to be krillt. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/944 "2018-03-23T16:10:37Z")
For the smelt rat you need a catfish. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/945 "2018-03-23T17:03:51Z")
And you’ll need my lawyer just in case. He looks [Jewfish](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewfish). ETA: Plus he likes gaffed, filet fish. [A reach…:)] ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/946 "2018-03-23T20:40:47Z")
On a scale of one to ten, these jokes net a two. Get creel, people, instead of casting about for laughs or doing a bait and switch to hook a sucker. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/947 "2018-03-23T20:51:03Z")
Did you hear Queen Elizabeth rewarded a worm for service to the Commonwealth by dubbing him a Knight Crawler? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/948 "2018-03-23T20:54:33Z")
An inch worm is needed to make a foot, man. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/949 "2018-03-23T21:29:08Z")
Worms are shy creatures, real introvertebrates. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/950 "2018-03-23T23:29:39Z")
No, it’s more than that–they’re spineless and yellow-bellied. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/951 "2018-03-23T23:39:59Z")
They’re really on the hook. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2018, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/952 "2018-03-24T02:08:40Z")
Did someone mention the Captain? The evidence is patchy. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2018, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/953 "2018-03-24T02:11:45Z")
Well, I guess the wormed has turned. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2018, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/954 "2018-03-24T02:15:04Z")
Drunk, fat, and stupid is a fine way to go through life. Deny that! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2018, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/955 "2018-03-24T08:03:04Z")
I cannot. I dean that with my own eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2018, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/956 "2018-03-24T08:15:58Z")
So the eyes have it then. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2018, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/957 "2018-03-24T08:18:35Z")
Can you educate us, **Beck**? I’d be a pupil in your class. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2018, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/958 "2018-03-24T15:26:36Z")
Iris thinking the exact same thing! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2018, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/959 "2018-03-24T19:34:23Z")
I call this vitreous humorous! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2018, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/960 "2018-03-24T19:39:42Z")
(Bats eyelashes) I will see to an eye-opening course. I envision pupils with their eyes on the prize. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=47) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=49)