# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 49
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2018, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/961 "2018-03-24T23:59:40Z")
And the teacher with her retinue. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2018, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/962 "2018-03-25T05:37:04Z")
Look, this is getting silly. I see what you’re getting at, but the optics of the situation are likely blurry to outsiders. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2018, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/963 "2018-03-25T05:49:36Z")
Look a little closer. You may see something that catches your eye. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2018, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/964 "2018-03-25T06:53:26Z")
This message board has long caught my eye. I’m hooked! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2018, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/965 "2018-03-25T16:23:03Z")
It’s past my lunchtime. Eyesore you in the kitchen, and now eye needle baked potato. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2018, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/966 "2018-03-25T18:12:29Z")
I cataract to these jokes quickly enough, so I’m just going to be a floater from here on out. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2018, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/967 "2018-03-25T18:46:35Z")
I feel bouy-ed up. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2018, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/968 "2018-03-25T18:48:08Z")
I went out with a gargoyle the other day. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2018, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/969 "2018-03-25T19:01:36Z")
Water you spraying? I think Teri’s mudder streams from the tribes once in denial. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/970 "2018-03-26T07:22:06Z")
This is going swimmingly. Come on in the water is fine. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/971 "2018-03-27T02:51:39Z")
That invitation sure wets my appetite. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/972 "2018-03-27T03:26:07Z")
Wait 30 minutes after eating before diving in. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/973 "2018-03-27T05:09:19Z")
Okay, but you know that when I do, I’ll make a splash. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/974 "2018-03-27T05:46:28Z")
Be careful the latest flash-in-the-pan was a big splash. Now they are just drips. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/975 "2018-03-27T06:32:19Z")
So it’s taps for them, then? ---
**Author:** ![X.L.Lent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a5b964/32.png) [@X.L.Lent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/X.L.Lent)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/976 "2018-03-27T06:54:52Z")
The cure for water on the brain is a tap on the head. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/977 "2018-03-28T02:28:28Z")
Could a valve be used as a birth control device? Yes, a stopcock. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/978 "2018-03-28T02:40:55Z")
I am so confused, I don’t whether to call the plumber or the pool guy! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/979 "2018-03-29T00:29:10Z")
Get your genes off of the billiard table – everybody out of the pool! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/980 "2018-03-29T00:35:18Z")
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