# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2018, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/81 "2018-01-13T19:24:31Z")
That’s a case for the stairs. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2018, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/82 "2018-01-14T09:57:59Z")
Perhaps we should tread carefully? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/83 "2018-01-17T02:38:59Z")
Be sure to stick the landing. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/84 "2018-01-17T03:15:53Z")
You’ll land in the sticks. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/85 "2018-01-17T03:20:13Z")
While traveling the Middle East, I was told that if I smoked marijuana in public, I would get stoned. Worked out really well until those people with rocks showed up. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/86 "2018-01-17T03:54:11Z")
They were stoners. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/87 "2018-01-17T03:57:22Z")
If **buddha\_david** was a woman, would they have boulder over? ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/88 "2018-01-17T05:30:00Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > While traveling the Middle East, I was told that if I smoked marijuana in public, I would get stoned. Worked out really well until those people with rocks showed up. Have you people ever looked at your rocks, man? I mean _really_ looked? Dude, they’re huge! They can stone anything but themselves. Ow. Ow. Ow. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/89 "2018-01-17T14:16:05Z")
Pebbles, pebbles who need pebbles, are the luckiest pebbles in the world… ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/90 "2018-01-17T15:11:41Z")
I think those little green lemons are sublime. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/91 "2018-01-17T15:29:24Z")
I think puns about stones and/or fruit are the pits. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/92 "2018-01-17T16:29:56Z")
The better ones are fine; it’s the really tortured, convoluted puns that hurt, the ones the show signs of cherrymandering. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/93 "2018-01-19T05:19:08Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > While traveling the Middle East, I was told that if I smoked marijuana in public, I would get stoned. Worked out really well until those people with rocks showed up. A Middle East rock concert. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/94 "2018-01-19T05:27:48Z")
Iraq concert? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/95 "2018-01-19T05:49:40Z")
Oman, what a great concert! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/96 "2018-01-19T06:07:33Z")
Iran away from the crowd. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/97 "2018-01-19T06:24:41Z")
I went to the big party after the Middle East rock concert. It was a Qatared affair. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/98 "2018-01-19T06:33:17Z")
I bought concert tickets from a scalper, but on closer inspection they turned out to be for a show that happened a year ago. That’s right…Egypt me. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/99 "2018-01-19T06:50:05Z")
Aswan ticket buyer to another, I have to say, that sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/100 "2018-01-19T14:09:28Z")
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