# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2018, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1001 "2018-03-31T14:27:44Z")

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He’s at peas.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2018, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1002 "2018-03-31T23:28:04Z")

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What about the queues?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2018, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1003 "2018-03-31T23:56:51Z")

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Is it already time for tea?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1004 "2018-04-01T00:21:41Z")

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Tee-hee-hee, you’ve missed a meal!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1005 "2018-04-02T04:45:21Z")

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Once, just for fun, instead of a proper target, I set up a TV dinner on a shooting range. A few fellow shooters missed a meal that day.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1006 "2018-04-02T13:35:21Z")

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I wonder if you considered shooting fried fish but then decided that you could do batter.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1007 "2018-04-02T13:47:30Z")

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Here comes the Panda! He eats bamboo shoots and leaves.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1008 "2018-04-02T20:37:39Z")

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You bearly hit with that one, Professor.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1009 "2018-04-02T20:47:49Z")

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Are you trying to polarize this thread?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1010 "2018-04-02T22:02:51Z")

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I am aiming for perfection.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1011 "2018-04-03T03:57:45Z")

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How do you shoot a photo of a certain bear? With a Kodiak camera, of course.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1012 "2018-04-03T04:27:45Z")

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That’s bear-y interesting.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1013 "2018-04-03T05:24:07Z")

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Sigh. These bear ones are the worst. Whatever happened to koalaty puns?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1014 "2018-04-03T05:45:43Z")

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They’re too grizzly for us.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1015 "2018-04-03T15:32:27Z")

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It is too early in the morning for reading bear puns. I need to first get some coffee bruin.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1016 "2018-04-04T03:21:37Z")

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Make sure that you use fresh coffee beans. You don’t want to use has-beans.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1017 "2018-04-04T13:38:31Z")

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And once you have your first cup, I imagine that you’ll now have a brewtiful day.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1018 "2018-04-04T14:51:46Z")

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I will just have to take my lumps.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1019 "2018-04-04T15:24:31Z")

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You know, the Cowardly Lion’s problem was that if he didn’t get his morning coffee, he’d be all nervous and jittery. It’s a good thing he found his Keurig.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1020 "2018-04-04T15:46:28Z")

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The Cowardly Lion was a dandelion, all Lahr-de-dahr.

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