# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1021 "2018-04-04T15:52:22Z")
That seems like a fair rendering. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1022 "2018-04-04T18:11:29Z")
Lions are known for their morning routine. First check their mane for the right coif, then go sneaking through the grass, then charging after their prey. So: locks, stalks and barrels. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1023 "2018-04-04T18:35:30Z")
What did the lion wear for the ballet dance? A leotard. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1024 "2018-04-04T18:58:13Z")
But, can he change his spots? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1025 "2018-04-04T19:08:04Z")
If he doesn’t go to white-tie affairs, he doesn’t need spats. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1026 "2018-04-04T19:36:01Z")
And since he doesn’t need spats, he wouldn’t have a legging to stand on. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1027 "2018-04-04T21:39:54Z")
Garter-sing, garter-dance! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1028 "2018-04-04T21:58:53Z")
Ok, off with the gloves! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1029 "2018-04-05T05:29:11Z")
Guess I’d better tux in my shirt. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1030 "2018-04-05T05:31:00Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Ok, off with the gloves! For a laugh, I gave a boy with no hands a pair of gloves for Christmas. But the joke was on me, because he hasn’t opened the package yet. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1031 "2018-04-05T05:36:49Z")
I’d give you hand for that one, but… ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1032 "2018-04-05T05:47:38Z")
I was going to try and think up a tasteful legless pun to post here, but I am stumped. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1033 "2018-04-05T05:55:59Z")
That’s just limp. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1034 "2018-04-05T06:17:49Z")
Hey, it’s not that bad. Keep going and you’ll get hooked. Dorrance #5X stainless steel hooks, to be precise. Longtime Dopers will get the joke; for those of you who weren’t here 15 or so years ago: > **[DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS something or other...](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=181281)** > > As I can only assume this was a work of fiction, I think Cafe Society is the right place… What ever happened to that web page about the woman who wanted to become a real DBE amputee who wears twin body powered prostheses with matching dorrance #5x... ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1035 "2018-04-05T12:46:48Z")
I am going to go out on a limb here and say most people won’t understand you about these hooks for hands. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1036 "2018-04-05T12:56:46Z")
Oh, 'tis but an 'armless jape. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1037 "2018-04-05T17:45:33Z")
The jokes on her if she has an itch. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1038 "2018-04-05T18:54:22Z")
You 'eard she’s 'armless. She 'as no aitch. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1039 "2018-04-06T04:13:55Z")
My rooster is having problems walking around. Do you think my vet can help with cock knees? ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1040 "2018-04-06T04:22:27Z")
I imagine I would be so very bored as a chicken veterinarian. I’d spend all day watching the cluck. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=51) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=53)