# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1041 "2018-04-06T04:31:07Z")

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Well, if it walks like a duck.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1042 "2018-04-06T04:54:14Z")

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I love your responses, **Beck**. They quack me up!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1043 "2018-04-06T06:00:24Z")

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Awww, be quiet! you make my feathers fluff up.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1044 "2018-04-06T07:35:38Z")

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Why did the goose go to the disco? Because he heard the song, “Get Down Tonight.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1045 "2018-04-06T22:24:11Z")

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When they heard the ruckus in the henhouse but found no one there, they put it down to a poultrygeist.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1046 "2018-04-06T22:57:23Z")

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That one sure layed an egg.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1047 "2018-04-07T00:18:13Z")

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Which was not expected. It was a Pullet Surprise.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1048 "2018-04-07T03:20:23Z")

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If you say so, but please, let’s not squabble.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1049 "2018-04-07T03:32:01Z")

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Omelet you out of that one.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1050 "2018-04-07T19:02:34Z")

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OK, let’s have a gander at that Pulitzer. Hand it over, easy.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1051 "2018-04-07T20:04:12Z")

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Surely you are not accusing me of fowl play! And don’t call me Easy.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1052 "2018-04-07T20:59:30Z")

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What are you, some kind of hard-boiled detective? It’s just a tern of phrase.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1053 "2018-04-07T21:15:58Z")

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You’ve been goosed.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1054 "2018-04-07T21:17:34Z")

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I wrote a book about birds. It flew off the shelf.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1055 "2018-04-07T22:00:27Z")

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The income from that should feather your nest for awhile.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2018, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1056 "2018-04-08T00:13:01Z")

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**Sam** , what did you call your book? Lord of the Wings?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2018, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1057 "2018-04-08T00:34:09Z")

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I think I saw that movie ‘Radio Flyer’.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1058 "2018-04-08T04:16:51Z")

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Didn’t that movie have a dog wagon his tail in it?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2018, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1059 "2018-04-08T05:04:38Z")

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Eh? Just your average dog and pony show.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2018, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1060 "2018-04-08T15:53:14Z")

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That takes some cruft for you to say.

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