# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1221 "2018-05-24T12:45:17Z")

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He couldn’t even afford a whole ham, just a hamlet.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1222 "2018-05-24T13:13:13Z")

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And yet he drove a Portia. Perhaps he paid for it from his second job as a merchant of venison.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1223 "2018-05-24T14:04:38Z")

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Didn’t Shakespeare drink too much frozen citrus beverage too fast and get an Orange Julius Seizure?

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1224 "2018-05-24T15:23:08Z")

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You can drive a Portia when you own a Marina.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1225 "2018-05-24T22:58:44Z")

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> [@Leo\_Bloom](#):
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> You can drive a Portia when you own a Marina.

There Iago with the bad Shakespeare puns again.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1226 "2018-05-24T23:05:56Z")

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Alas, poor Yorick is short a log or two.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1227 "2018-05-24T23:30:51Z")

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Shakespeare done. I guess we can Chekhov playwrights as another category we’ve punned now.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1228 "2018-05-25T01:33:15Z")

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Those Poe, Poe playwrights.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1229 "2018-05-25T01:37:04Z")

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That’s just Wilde.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2018, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1230 "2018-05-28T05:32:53Z")

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What’s even Wilder? A little house on the prairie.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2018, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1231 "2018-05-28T06:56:22Z")

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How about [a little mosque on the prairie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Mosque_on_the_Prairie)?

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2018, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1232 "2018-05-28T07:25:33Z")

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This whole thread gives me pain in my temple.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2018, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1233 "2018-05-28T12:08:53Z")

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Maybe you just need to altar your behavior.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1234 "2018-05-29T06:23:46Z")

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That’s apse to cause disruption.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1235 "2018-06-01T06:43:05Z")

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Don’t be so nave. It’s just a game, after all.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1236 "2018-06-01T22:32:23Z")

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A game? Aisle take a chancel. Someone stole my coat last time so I better bring my biretta.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1237 "2018-06-01T23:26:43Z")

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You are a font of knowledge.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2018, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1238 "2018-06-05T05:16:39Z")

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If we are going to start punning fonts I don’t think this thread has much of a Futura.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2018, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1239 "2018-06-05T05:54:16Z")

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Speak for your serif.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2018, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1240 "2018-06-05T19:49:55Z")

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All in good Times.

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