# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1361 "2018-07-20T00:52:32Z")
Well there will be Truth or Consequences. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1362 "2018-07-20T02:01:01Z")
Will those consequences involve some sort of outrageous Billings? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1363 "2018-07-20T03:19:14Z")
I _Hope_ not. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1364 "2018-07-20T04:08:55Z")
Me too. Otherwise, they might bite you in the Butte. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1365 "2018-07-20T13:48:23Z")
And then get knee deep in your big muddy. But that’s a river in 'Nam. [tee-up for next poster …] ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1366 "2018-07-22T02:54:13Z")
My big muddy is in my back yard. Attracts my clean dogs. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1367 "2018-07-22T03:45:07Z")
Does something that only measures three feet qualify as a _big_ muddy? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1368 "2018-07-22T05:45:51Z")
Well if you had to mop my kitchen you’d think so.🙂 ETA that would be exactly eight feets worth of mud! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1369 "2018-07-22T07:36:03Z")
“Eight feet”? C’mon, **Beck** , you’d better toe the line here. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1370 "2018-07-22T17:19:57Z")
Counting dew claws I count 44 toes. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1371 "2018-07-23T23:26:41Z")
I hope that you’re safe with guns. You don’t want to accidentally shoot your Paw. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1372 "2018-07-24T02:48:17Z")
The ‘paws’ that refreshes. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1373 "2018-07-24T04:03:17Z")
My nephew is damn fresh I’d like to put _him_ on pause. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1374 "2018-07-24T04:27:50Z")
I got kids I’d like to rewind. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1375 "2018-07-24T12:29:38Z")
My Blu Ray player is broken so I can’t rewind the disks – I have to flip them over and fast forward. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1376 "2018-07-24T15:54:02Z")
Were we talking about your sex life? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1377 "2018-07-24T18:02:15Z")
Music is a bad influence on children. There’s too much sax and violins. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1378 "2018-07-24T18:24:38Z")
You need brass balls to deal with that. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1379 "2018-07-25T03:24:16Z")
Just a reminder to conduct yourselves appropriately with music puns. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1380 "2018-07-25T03:33:18Z")
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