# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 72
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1421 "2018-08-07T05:10:46Z")
The invention of a shirt fastener after the button was a snap. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1422 "2018-08-07T05:13:10Z")
We zipped this right up. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1423 "2018-08-07T05:16:49Z")
That’s why Scotsmen wear kilts, because sheep can hear zippers. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1424 "2018-08-07T05:22:03Z")
What’s that giant safety pin for? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1425 "2018-08-07T05:27:30Z")
Why did the bagpipe player cross the road? . . . I thought while accelerating. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1426 "2018-08-07T07:04:20Z")
You collided with that one. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1427 "2018-08-07T07:17:32Z")
Smashing response, **Beck**! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1428 "2018-08-07T07:52:23Z")
Yep, I’m on the hit parade. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1429 "2018-08-07T08:14:28Z")
Yawn. It’s late; I’m going to crash soon. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1430 "2018-08-07T13:46:33Z")
So you’re going to hit the hay? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1431 "2018-08-07T13:57:05Z")
I am gonna bale in awhile. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1432 "2018-08-07T20:04:00Z")
I did crash, but I could barley sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1433 "2018-08-07T20:06:48Z")
I always knew you had a rye sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1434 "2018-08-07T21:40:21Z")
Although he’s something of a [freekeh](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freekeh). ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1435 "2018-08-07T23:58:19Z")
Milo point is early afternoon. Just thought I’d share. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1436 "2018-08-08T01:18:15Z")
Did you hear about the guy who shot a box of corn flakes, then disappeared? The police are looking for a cereal killer. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1437 "2018-08-08T01:56:38Z")
An oat-y but a goldie. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1438 "2018-08-08T01:57:23Z")
Don’t ridicule cereal. It’s special. K? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1439 "2018-08-08T02:15:42Z")
Don’t get crispy with me. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1440 "2018-08-08T03:54:42Z")
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