# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1461 "2018-08-11T17:25:39Z")

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That’s Grrrrrreat!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1462 "2018-08-12T05:17:27Z")

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Yo mama so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1463 "2018-08-12T05:32:30Z")

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But it sure didn’t waste tine.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1464 "2018-08-12T05:35:16Z")

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My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils, but it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1465 "2018-08-12T06:16:04Z")

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I pan that pun!

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**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1466 "2018-08-12T12:28:57Z")

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Yeah, you can take that ill-bread pun and beat it!

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1467 "2018-08-12T16:31:53Z")

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I don’t think I have the skillet takes to make kitchen puns.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1468 "2018-08-12T18:14:16Z")

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Well, muffin ( yeah I gave you a nick-name:)) how is your day going?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1469 "2018-08-12T19:52:20Z")

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Well, my wife has decided not to wear a brazier any longer, if that’s any indication.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1470 "2018-08-12T20:03:25Z")

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I woke up the other morning and there was a new fridge in my kitchen. It was like Amana from heaven.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1471 "2018-08-12T20:08:14Z")

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That’s interesting, my stove disappeared last night and I think it was stolen by an oven of witches.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1472 "2018-08-12T20:19:30Z")

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Talk about a pun in the oven.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1473 "2018-08-12T20:23:49Z")

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My hair has alittle curl.  
Hint: a microwave.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1474 "2018-08-12T20:32:59Z")

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These puns range from bad to wurst.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1475 "2018-08-12T21:11:57Z")

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Why are you being such a brat?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1476 "2018-08-12T21:20:44Z")

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Liver let die.

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1477 "2018-08-12T21:50:21Z")

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That attitude is offal.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1478 "2018-08-12T22:12:23Z")

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Someone told me a cow has multiple stomachs. That sounds like a load of tripe to me.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1479 "2018-08-12T22:40:03Z")

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Do you have a beef with that remark, **Sam**?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1480 "2018-08-13T02:10:14Z")

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I am not amoosed.

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