# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1501 "2018-08-15T05:45:42Z")

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When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1502 "2018-08-15T05:48:06Z")

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I personally like soft-coated Wheaten better.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1503 "2018-08-15T08:38:38Z")

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**Beck** , when Wil you ever learn?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1504 "2018-08-15T08:47:13Z")

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Resistance is futile!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2018, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1505 "2018-08-16T04:47:08Z")

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… if \< 1 ohm.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2018, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1506 "2018-08-16T06:49:06Z")

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Hey, I meditate.

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**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1507 "2018-08-17T01:06:24Z")

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No need to feel apologetic. You know, sansara doesn’t cut it most of the time anyway.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1508 "2018-08-17T01:16:17Z")

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I am passing on that one.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1509 "2018-08-19T05:39:51Z")

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Great quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1510 "2018-08-20T03:32:38Z")

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And kickers just kick the bucket.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1511 "2018-08-20T05:26:08Z")

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As did Colonel Sanders.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1512 "2018-08-20T05:33:29Z")

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What came first? The chicken or the bucket?

(I know, that laid an egg)

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1513 "2018-08-20T05:39:41Z")

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I got the yolk.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1514 "2018-08-20T06:26:44Z")

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**Sam** , I think **Beck** said what she did just for the shell of it.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1515 "2018-08-20T06:32:00Z")

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Omelet that one pass, too.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1516 "2018-08-20T07:17:36Z")

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**Beck** , you’re poaching all the good jokes.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1517 "2018-08-20T12:46:12Z")

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Well I’ll be deviled.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1518 "2018-08-21T06:24:38Z")

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Where do these all come from? We’ll need a hard-boiled detective to figure that out.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1519 "2018-08-21T06:27:19Z")

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It’s the illegal poaching that drives me crazy.  
(I know I scrambled that up)

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1520 "2018-08-21T06:56:55Z")

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Don’t worry, **Beck**. Your comment went over easy.

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