# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 82
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1621 "2018-09-12T21:17:00Z")
He was once the staff of life. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1622 "2018-09-12T23:12:25Z")
His work should be an inspiring cymbal to young musicians. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1623 "2018-09-13T15:11:48Z")
I tried calling the Fermata Inn to book a room and they put me on hold. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1624 "2018-09-13T21:25:03Z")
While you were waiting on hold, did you pass the time by reading a _roman a clef_? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1625 "2018-09-13T21:55:57Z")
Nah, I’m a minor. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1626 "2018-09-14T06:53:45Z")
Shouldn’t matter. You can still read; you can C sharp, correct? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1627 "2018-09-14T13:53:44Z")
While crossing the street, you need to C sharp or else you will B flat. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1628 "2018-09-15T05:50:38Z")
And then there was the guitar teacher who was arrested for fingering a minor. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1629 "2018-09-15T06:12:07Z")
Excuse me while I tinkle the ivory. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1630 "2018-09-15T07:10:57Z")
Is it an electric piano, **Beck**? Because if so, you could really strike a cord. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1631 "2018-09-16T21:21:34Z")
I thought she was going to piss on her piano keys. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1632 "2018-09-16T22:34:39Z")
How rude!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1633 "2018-09-16T22:38:17Z")
That would depend on whose piano it is. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1634 "2018-09-16T22:53:15Z")
One too many of those STEINways, it’ll do it every time. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1635 "2018-09-16T23:01:10Z")
All I know is you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1636 "2018-09-16T23:10:18Z")
It helps if the fish were in the School choir. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1637 "2018-09-17T02:31:27Z")
It’s been a day or so since I’ve been to this thread. Everything’s going swimmingly, I see. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1638 "2018-09-17T04:04:58Z")
Just don’t make waves. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1639 "2018-09-17T04:06:59Z")
So tsunami. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1640 "2018-09-17T04:21:38Z")
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