# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1721 "2018-10-02T23:19:06Z")

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That was a bad one. Listen to the booze from the audience!

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1722 "2018-10-03T01:30:22Z")

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They are just a bunch of winers!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1723 "2018-10-03T02:06:09Z")

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Are you shining me on?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1724 "2018-10-03T06:08:32Z")

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Depends on if you’re a crazy diamond.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1725 "2018-10-03T06:19:31Z")

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Just an old piece of coal.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1726 "2018-10-03T07:58:58Z")

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I fixed myself a pasta dinner, so there was carbon the table.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1727 "2018-10-03T13:57:18Z")

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Pasta is very low in protein, which is not good for kids over 12.

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**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1728 "2018-10-03T14:39:09Z")

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I like my noodles with nothing on them.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1729 "2018-10-03T18:51:28Z")

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nevermind

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1730 "2018-10-03T19:36:21Z")

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Is that what happens when you eat bare naked noodles?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1731 "2018-10-03T20:03:19Z")

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Let me noodle that one out, for awhile.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1732 "2018-10-03T20:13:01Z")

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Someone tried to sell me fake noodles once, it was an impasta.

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**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1733 "2018-10-03T20:24:08Z")

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I’m studying noodles colonies.

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**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1734 "2018-10-03T20:26:28Z")

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Never noodles insisting on marinara! ALWAYS!

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**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1735 "2018-10-03T20:29:08Z")

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Cooking noodles is inherently unsafe.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1736 "2018-10-03T21:46:36Z")

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That one sticks to the wall.

ETA was I supposed to ask why?

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**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1737 "2018-10-03T22:33:32Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> That one sticks to the wall.
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> ETA was I supposed to ask why?

Same reason why you don’t iron noodles.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1738 "2018-10-04T00:08:16Z")

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Gore gorges on gorgeous pasta. You might say Al puts dentes in ziti bowels but alfredo of cream sauce.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1739 "2018-10-04T01:15:05Z")

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More? Nay!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1740 "2018-10-04T01:32:00Z")

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He tried to put a feather in his cap. But hanging Chad stopped him.

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