# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 88
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1741 "2018-10-04T06:14:27Z")
Poor Chad! What did he ever do to deserve being hanged? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1742 "2018-10-04T12:52:36Z")
I guess Egypt the wrong person! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1743 "2018-10-04T17:37:29Z")
I can tell this topic is Egyptian by the thread count. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1744 "2018-10-04T17:51:41Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > I can tell this topic is Egyptian by the thread count. Ha, that is the funniest pun yet! You, sir are a genius. If I had a hat on, I would tip it! I have no pun to offer, alas. I will walk like an Egyptian when I leave though. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1745 "2018-10-05T12:53:50Z")
Yes, you are the John Linnen of this thread! ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1746 "2018-10-05T17:23:08Z")
Sew what? We can still needle him. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1747 "2018-10-05T17:34:49Z")
Is there a pattern developing? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2018, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1748 "2018-10-06T05:11:22Z")
I thought negatives developed. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2018, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1749 "2018-10-06T05:13:25Z")
Seams sew. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2018, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1750 "2018-10-06T06:48:37Z")
You have me in stitches. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2018, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1751 "2018-10-06T20:08:57Z")
I have a hole in my sock, darn it! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2018, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1752 "2018-10-06T22:29:50Z")
Don’t alter your lifestyle, just buy new Argyles. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1753 "2018-10-07T00:45:55Z")
On you that joke looks good. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1754 "2018-10-07T01:18:18Z")
Now I am preening. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1755 "2018-10-07T04:30:09Z")
Q: What do you call a certain kind of hammer that constantly looks at itself in the mirror? A: A ball-preen hammer. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1756 "2018-10-07T05:21:30Z")
Q. When you amputate a carpenters right arm what do you get? A. Arm and hammer. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1757 "2018-10-07T06:00:50Z")
As a polite Canadian (ha!), I’ll just say “eh?” and get into the queue. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1758 "2018-10-07T06:21:59Z")
I can’t tell jokes. It’s better in person, I think. Y’all line up and jeer me. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1759 "2018-10-07T06:28:41Z")
All here? Let’s jeer! Morrrrrrrre Beck! Beck, Beck, Beck’s our woman If she can’t do it, nobody can! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1760 "2018-10-07T06:49:03Z")
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