# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/161 "2018-01-22T12:43:44Z")
I always prefer Reading Railroad stories unless there’s just a Short Line to monopolize my time. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/162 "2018-01-22T13:49:26Z")
Seems I always get a seat next to someone with really bad B&O. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/163 "2018-01-22T14:26:10Z")
Was it a hoBO? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/164 "2018-01-22T14:30:33Z")
To relax on a train, try listening to some Coal Porter. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/165 "2018-01-22T16:41:51Z")
Whoa…these train puns are just too much…I think I need to take a brake,man. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/166 "2018-01-22T19:01:54Z")
Sounds like you’re trestling with your conscience. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/167 "2018-01-22T21:04:41Z")
I’m surprised that I haven’t seen any one liners about monorails yet. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/168 "2018-01-22T21:08:14Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > I’m surprised that I haven’t seen any one liners about monorails yet. Umm, see Post #153… **Siam Sam** must be one of those railroad Thais. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/169 "2018-01-22T21:12:51Z")
He’s in TRAINing. Give him a brake, man! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/170 "2018-01-22T21:13:06Z")
I thought he took tickets on a maglev train, you know as a superconductor. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/171 "2018-01-22T22:29:06Z")
You could be Acela for the company. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/172 "2018-01-23T00:19:37Z")
Don’t trust a talking overhead train. It could be a Lionel. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/173 "2018-01-23T00:36:35Z")
That’s a signal effort. It’s all I cab do to gauge how much bull the cowcatcher can rail against. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/174 "2018-01-23T00:53:43Z")
You are ‘Crossing’ the line! ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/175 "2018-01-23T05:43:51Z")
Don’t ever sleep on a train. Very bad for your health and could lead to pullmanary problems. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/176 "2018-01-23T13:35:22Z")
“Midriff Pain to Gored Ya” was a hit song about going to Pamplona by Gladina Noche y el Pepes. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/177 "2018-01-23T16:57:03Z")
Speaking of Spanish cities, did you know there’s one that doesn’t allow hermits? Barcelona. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/178 "2018-01-23T18:00:21Z")
Zaragoza the geographic puns again. Ma heart is afilled with Madrid. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/179 "2018-01-23T18:08:40Z")
Holy Toledo, it’s Bilbao Baggins!. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/180 "2018-01-23T18:14:20Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Holy Toledo, it’s Bilbao Baggins!. No need for loud interjections. We can talk about Spain in a Seville manner. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=10)