# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2018, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1781 "2018-10-13T08:19:40Z")
That’s heavy, man. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2018, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1782 "2018-10-13T14:37:37Z")
Here’s a hot topic: Can dolls burn at both ends? In-fire-ing minds want to glow. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1783 "2018-10-15T18:56:31Z")
Russian dolls are so full of themselves. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1784 "2018-10-15T21:10:57Z")
Be careful when crossing streets in Moscow. The cars are always Russian around. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1785 "2018-10-16T01:51:03Z")
Many in Russia don’t have flush toilets, so they use a Putin. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1786 "2018-10-16T02:20:51Z")
But do they have a Stalin? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1787 "2018-10-16T04:15:49Z")
If those cars are Russian around, revving their engines, then they are certainly not Stalin. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1788 "2018-10-16T06:02:06Z")
I shall be Romanov, now. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1789 "2018-10-16T12:54:58Z")
They czart Russian Lenin the Stalin to use the Putin when they get the Trotskys. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1790 "2018-10-16T14:20:14Z")
What’s the difference between a dollar and a ruble? Approximately one dollar. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1791 "2018-10-16T16:27:35Z")
You guys keep on trying to Rasputin and he’ll put out a hit on you. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1792 "2018-10-17T04:37:02Z")
So we should just Slav-ishly follow whatever he says? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1793 "2018-10-17T04:55:26Z")
I can’t, I have a Barisnikov. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1794 "2018-10-17T05:28:51Z")
“And now, sports news. In today’s hockey draft, it appears that Salming will be going to Toronto, MacBain to Detroit, and Shovelloff to Buffalo.” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1795 "2018-10-17T05:45:11Z")
If he’s behind the buffalo he’ll need to shovel off the rink. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1796 "2018-10-17T14:10:05Z")
What did the father buffalo say to his offspring when he went off to college? Bison. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1797 "2018-10-17T15:22:49Z")
Did the buffalo yak when he drank too much at the watering hole? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1798 "2018-10-17T20:19:27Z")
That would be gnus to me. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2018, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1799 "2018-10-18T01:43:56Z")
As the Beastles sang, “I herd the gnus today, oh boy”. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2018, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1800 "2018-10-18T05:10:49Z")
Ungulate perfumes tend to be a gnu’s scents. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=89) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=91)