# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1901 "2018-11-14T00:43:38Z")

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No, I wood knot. That would be naughty.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1902 "2018-11-14T05:16:52Z")

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I’ll take that with a grain of salt.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1903 "2018-11-14T06:01:53Z")

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That last one seems to indicate that **Beck** isn’t paying attention. Somebody shaker.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1904 "2018-11-14T13:31:02Z")

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Yes, she needs to be cured.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1905 "2018-11-14T15:55:56Z")

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She’s such a ham

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1906 "2018-11-14T16:04:49Z")

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If you took her pig away, that would surely make her disgruntled.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1907 "2018-11-14T16:20:52Z")

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Then she would not pork you.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1908 "2018-11-15T05:32:17Z")

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This is getting salty.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1909 "2018-11-15T05:49:34Z")

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Better to pepper her up first.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1910 "2018-11-15T13:41:01Z")

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To curry her favor.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1911 "2018-11-15T15:31:26Z")

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If she’s outside my house and it’s freezing out, she can always cumin to warm up. I believe in good korma.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1912 "2018-11-16T05:07:39Z")

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You’re a dhal!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1913 "2018-11-16T05:40:08Z")

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Y’all are allspice-y.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1914 "2018-11-16T08:36:50Z")

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Some years ago, I planted a spice garden. I had great success with orega–no, it must have been rosemary that year.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1915 "2018-11-16T13:36:23Z")

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It took a bit of thyme, but spices eventually cured the tumeric had.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1916 "2018-11-16T15:05:32Z")

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I can’t bay leaf there are so many spice puns.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1917 "2018-11-17T01:08:06Z")

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Spices can improve your golf game. I give them credit for the parsley made.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2018, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1918 "2018-11-18T02:27:44Z")

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Sage words, indeed.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1919 "2018-11-19T07:51:07Z")

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By saying so, are you trying to curry favor with us?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1920 "2018-11-19T07:59:40Z")

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Vegetarian curry is like lesbian sex – same amount of heat with none of the meat.

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