# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 98

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1941 "2018-11-29T17:05:13Z")

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This thread makes my brain chert.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1942 "2018-11-29T18:48:18Z")

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“Everybody must get stoned”

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**Author:** ![Some\_Schmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Some\_Schmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Schmo)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1943 "2018-11-29T19:33:19Z")

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I tried to become a pharmacist but failed the drug test.

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1944 "2018-11-29T21:13:52Z")

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Must have been a tough pill to swallow.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1945 "2018-11-29T23:05:27Z")

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You’re a pill.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1946 "2018-11-30T04:44:40Z")

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I don’t find pharmacy puns funny anymore, not since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1947 "2018-11-30T06:27:11Z")

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Ancient pharmacists only knew about two drugs, vitamins B and C.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1948 "2018-11-30T08:02:07Z")

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A few more years and there was A and D.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1949 "2018-12-01T03:53:02Z")

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The Roman Empire was cut in half with a pair of Caesars.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1950 "2018-12-01T04:24:08Z")

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Ettu Brute?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1951 "2018-12-01T05:03:58Z")

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Did you hear about the happy Roman? He was gladiator.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1952 "2018-12-01T05:22:41Z")

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The skateboarding Roman was rad-iator.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1953 "2018-12-01T08:38:39Z")

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That’s keeping it wheel.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1954 "2018-12-01T19:28:31Z")

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Wheelie? That’s so far out I can’t possibly believe you’re sirius.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1955 "2018-12-01T20:07:58Z")

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I wish my dog was a star.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1956 "2018-12-01T20:15:33Z")

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Surely you can’t be Sirius

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1957 "2018-12-02T02:18:02Z")

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Space flight’s complicated, you have to planet carefully.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1958 "2018-12-02T02:23:24Z")

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You have to do it in stages, I hear.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1959 "2018-12-02T03:48:08Z")

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You shouldn’t shake a space craft or rock it.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1960 "2018-12-02T04:05:54Z")

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What about moon rocks?

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