# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 99
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1961 "2018-12-02T23:41:47Z")
There’s a great new restaurant on the moon. The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1962 "2018-12-02T23:58:12Z")
“Hey, waiter, there’s a fly-boy in my soup!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1963 "2018-12-03T02:29:22Z")
If a squirrel went into space, would it eat astro-nuts? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1964 "2018-12-03T02:39:31Z")
It would give new meaning to flying squirrel there, Bullwinkle.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1965 "2018-12-03T07:44:40Z")
“Boris! Ve haff to get rid of prizefighter and moose!” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1966 "2018-12-03T08:29:27Z")
Ooh, ooh. I get to say “Apollo Creed.” (Space and Rocky, can’t make this crap up)😉 ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1967 "2018-12-03T15:12:20Z")
Hold on a minute, I thought the Apollo Creed was ‘One small step for a man, one giant leap for a squirrel’ or something similar. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1968 "2018-12-03T17:07:41Z")
Of course Creed was an astronaut, he was frequently heard asking “Can you take me higher?” ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1969 "2018-12-04T20:35:51Z")
I study the Apostle’s Creed religiously. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1970 "2018-12-05T09:03:25Z")
When it comes to the Bible, there’s better and then there’s verse. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1971 "2018-12-05T16:00:26Z")
I heard that Sampson was a great comedian because he really brought the house down. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1972 "2018-12-05T17:18:41Z")
Judges gave Samson 4 out of 21. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1973 "2018-12-06T05:37:30Z")
Yeah, but that hair! Needs to go. Where’s Delilah? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1974 "2018-12-06T06:02:52Z")
In the flickering shadow of love on her blind. So Tom Jones told me. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1975 "2018-12-06T07:24:09Z")
Yeah, but who could believe Tom Jones—he was such a bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1976 "2018-12-06T08:46:09Z")
What’s new, pussycat? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1977 "2018-12-06T15:23:11Z")
I’ve always been a fan of Tom Jones. He can really belt out a tune, I mean he really Wales. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1978 "2018-12-06T15:45:19Z")
It’s not unusual to make puns about Tom Jones. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1979 "2018-12-06T16:58:07Z")
I understand Tom Jones was very excited about visiting Italy because he wanted to see the green, green grass of Rome. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/1980 "2018-12-06T17:36:51Z")
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