# I like big (videogame) butts and I cannot lie. **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [February 5, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-big-videogame-butts-and-i-cannot-lie/527799 "2010-02-05T15:57:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-big-videogame-butts-and-i-cannot-lie/527799/1 "2010-02-05T15:57:38Z")
And the women of Silent Hill 4 pack some back. [Eileen and Cynthia](http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/silent/images/a/a4/Eis_cyh_1280.jpg). [Eileen.](http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/silent/images/a/ac/Eileen_Galvin_2.jpg) [Eileen in her unlockable outfit.](http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/silent/images/6/6c/NurseOutfit.PNG) [Another.](http://circleofdestruction.net/silenthillskins/displayimage.php?pid=1046&fullsize=1) [And another.](http://circleofdestruction.net/silenthillskins/displayimage.php?pid=1047&fullsize=1) [In motion!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG8ZagKrTI8&feature=related) [Cynthia.](http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/silent/images/f/f5/Cynthia.jpg) [Cynthia’s alternate costume.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zllir15JHh0&feature=related) [Again.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFqvWZGZ6zY&feature=related) [Cynthia’s favor.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01qke-goVHw&feature=related) Even non-fanboys boys got to shout. ---
**Author:** ![eno801](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@eno801](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eno801)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-big-videogame-butts-and-i-cannot-lie/527799/2 "2010-02-05T16:49:27Z")
bayonettta, that is all. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-big-videogame-butts-and-i-cannot-lie/527799/3 "2010-02-05T19:09:21Z")
I didn’t see any butts. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-big-videogame-butts-and-i-cannot-lie/527799/4 "2010-02-05T21:45:42Z")
[Fat Princess!](http://houstongaymers.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fatprincesstop.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-big-videogame-butts-and-i-cannot-lie/527799/5 "2010-02-05T22:03:44Z")
First – yuck. When I look at a woman, I don’t want to see a conglomeration of polygons. Second, considering the thread has"butts" in the title, a large percentage of those linked images contain no butts. Third, if that perky little ass being jaggled in the last link is “big,” I’d hate to see what you consider a normal woman’s butt. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-big-videogame-butts-and-i-cannot-lie/527799/6 "2010-02-05T22:04:35Z")
> [@TWDuke](#): > > Second, considering the thread has"butts" in the title, a large percentage of those linked images contain no butts. > Third, if that perky little ass being jaggled in the last link is “big,” I’d hate to see what you consider a normal woman’s butt. Agreed. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-big-videogame-butts-and-i-cannot-lie/527799/7 "2010-02-05T22:08:12Z")
I’m trying but I can’t think of any female NPCs from games I’ve played that I would ‘fancy’. I did once play Half Life 2 drunk and enjoyed the beer-goggle effect on Alyx. ---
**Author:** ![Terraplane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Terraplane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terraplane)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-big-videogame-butts-and-i-cannot-lie/527799/8 "2010-02-05T23:54:44Z")
I prefer the vintage look, check out this [sexy lady](http://www.thereviewcrew.com/wp-content/uploads/super_mario_bros_end1.png). Oh yeah, Peach, you know how I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Dave\_Hartwick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@Dave\_Hartwick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave_Hartwick)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2010, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-big-videogame-butts-and-i-cannot-lie/527799/9 "2010-02-06T16:02:18Z")
You think that’s kinky, Terraplane? I once had the undefinables for a certain orc priestess from a well-known roguelike (soon to be major motion picture, and you heard it here first). I’ll put her pic in a spoiler, cuz it shows her orifice. o ---
**Author:** ![Terraplane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Terraplane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terraplane)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-big-videogame-butts-and-i-cannot-lie/527799/10 "2010-02-11T03:20:56Z")
> [@Dave\_Hartwick](#): > > You think that’s kinky, Terraplane? I once had the undefinables for a certain orc priestess from a well-known roguelike (soon to be major motion picture, and you heard it here first). I’ll put her pic in a spoiler, cuz it shows her orifice. > > o I’ll be in my bunk. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-big-videogame-butts-and-i-cannot-lie/527799/11 "2010-02-11T19:42:03Z")
Hell yeah. As my friend says, if you’re going to spend hours upon hours looking at a backside, it might as well be a nice female one. Try these: SiN Tomb Raider Bloodrayne/Bloodrayne 2 Console fighting games; Mortal Kombat, Dead or Alive, etc. Heavy Metal FAKK 2 Alyx from Half Life 2 The SS ladies from Return to Castle Wolfenstein, in their tight leather. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SunSandSuffering](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@SunSandSuffering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunSandSuffering)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-big-videogame-butts-and-i-cannot-lie/527799/12 "2010-02-23T14:12:44Z")
I could watch [Aida’s](http://www.gamehotties.com/characters/aida.asp) backside in Unreal 2 all day… The way she shifts her weight from one leg to another \… What, WHAT WAKEUP!!! Dammit. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-big-videogame-butts-and-i-cannot-lie/527799/13 "2010-02-24T17:36:00Z")
C’mon, you can’t beat a [female draenei](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAn-p6gxso) from WoW! ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-big-videogame-butts-and-i-cannot-lie/527799/14 "2010-02-24T18:48:41Z")
Is her skirt changing color, or is that just the lighting? And what, if anything, is she wearing on top? You’re right, though, she’s got some nice tail. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-big-videogame-butts-and-i-cannot-lie/527799/15 "2010-02-24T23:55:59Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Is her skirt changing color, or is that just the lighting? And what, if anything, is she wearing on top? You’re right, though, she’s got some nice tail. I think it’s supposed to be a sheer or satiny fabric, so it does appear to change color a bit depending on how the light hits it and where it’s in contact with skin. It’s the[Lovely Purple Dress](http://www.wowhead.com/?item=22280#screenshots) (screenshots there) obtainable during the WoW holiday “Love Is In the Air”, sort of a Valentine’s Day equivalent. It comes in Purple, Red, Blue, and Black. I didn’t show her from the front because I made the video specifically for this thread 😛 ---
**Author:** ![PatriotGrrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@PatriotGrrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotGrrrl)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-big-videogame-butts-and-i-cannot-lie/527799/16 "2010-02-25T00:54:57Z")
There’s some nice male butts in video games too. The players in the Madden games, of course (nice legs, too). And if you create your own player, you can set the optimum amount of muscle in each body part. Tommy Vercetti, when he’s wearing blue jeans and walking slow. CJ, although I was paying more attention to his bare chest. But I particularly remember once when my boyfriend was playing Conflict Desert Storm, and his soldier had to go prone and belly crawl along this desert road, and I commented “nice butt” (which it was) and we both cracked up. For weeks after hat we could crack each other up by saying that. 😃