# I like eggs...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 7, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628 "2000-02-07T17:08:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sweet\_Basil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4bbf92/32.png) [@Sweet\_Basil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Basil)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/1 "2000-02-07T17:08:00Z")

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…from my feet down to my legs!

Sweet Basil

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/2 "2000-02-07T17:12:00Z")

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Scrambled or just a pile of omelets?

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/3 "2000-02-07T17:35:00Z")

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Now I’m hungry.

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“If anybody wants a sheep, that is proof that he exists.”

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/4 "2000-02-08T06:04:00Z")

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::Flipping through the mental file::

Aha! Egg! The unfertilized embryo of a creature directly descended from the dinosaurs.

I pass.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/5 "2000-02-08T06:20:00Z")

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Damn…

Eggs

country ham  
side order of grits  
sliced tomato  
toast and jelly  
drools…  
be right back!

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Lord Flasheart to Nursie: I like it firm and fruity. Am I glad to see you  
or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?

Lord Flasheart: She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the  
taste of a man’s tonsils.

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**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/6 "2000-02-08T06:28:00Z")

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I do not like them, Sam I Am. I do not like green eggs and ham.

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_…send lawyers, guns, and money…_

```
       Warren Zevon
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**Author:** ![jane\_says](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jane\_says](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jane_says)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/7 "2000-02-08T06:41:00Z")

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Eggs are number one on the list of things that I absolutely under any circumstances will never ever ever eat, ever, and are so indescribably icky that I can’t imagine anyone considering them food. Jell-O and bologna are a tie for a distant second.

But if eggs are in something like a cake, all mixed up, so that I can’t smell, see, feel or taste them, that’s okay. I’ll eat those. Which makes me something of a hypocrite.

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**Author:** ![Jebediah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@Jebediah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebediah)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/8 "2000-02-07T19:07:00Z")

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…from my **head** down to my legs!

I heard this commercial a few years ago on the radio while toodling cross country. It describes my wife perfectly, she is an egg sandwich addict (not egg salad, were talking scrambled eggs between bread). We still sing this song at each other from time totime while deciding what to cook for breakfast.

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/9 "2000-02-07T20:26:00Z")

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Hi. I’m Michelle.

and…

and…

I eat an egg almost every day! Yum. Nothing better than a egg fried in butter till the yolk is _just_ done! mmmmmmm! Now I’m hungry!

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**Author:** ![Sweet\_Basil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4bbf92/32.png) [@Sweet\_Basil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Basil)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/10 "2000-02-07T21:33:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Jebediah:  
> \*\*…from my **head** down to my legs!  
> \*\*

That’s YOUR song!  
I like 'em from my FEET down to my legs.

Sweet Basil

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/11 "2000-02-07T23:01:00Z")

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mmmm Poached to perfection on toast with bacon and hashbrowns.

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We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/12 "2000-02-07T23:02:00Z")

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ewwwwwwwwwwww…

Liquid Chickens

“The Incredible, Edible Egg”

Blech!  
Zette

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Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.

Not enough and you’re gonna die…  
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/13 "2000-02-08T05:47:00Z")

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“…He who begs  
With one red stocking on his legs  
Will be, as sure as eggs is eggs,  
A chancellor one day.”

—A.A. Milne

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Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together.  
—Red Green

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/14 "2000-02-08T16:13:00Z")

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Well I don’t, but 2 of my favorite people do, so I can try…  
(that used to be my hated food as a youngster, scrambled eggs). I’ve never had em any other way, besides hard-boiled.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/15 "2000-02-09T01:50:00Z")

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After reading this thread this morning, I had to eat eggs. Mmmmm, scrambled, with lots of pepper, on a warm tortilla with cheese.

Adam

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“Life is hard…but God is good”

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**Author:** ![APB9999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@APB9999](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/APB9999)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/16 "2000-02-09T02:04:00Z")

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After seeing Rocky as an impressionable youngster, I tried swallowing them raw. I can report that they’re every bit as slimy and gag-inducing that way as you’d think they are. I managed to get them down (three only) and keep them down, but just once.

This was before I knew about salmonella. It was also before I knew that you absorb far more protein from a cooked egg than a raw one. But, goshdarnit, Stallone did it that way, and he had bigger arms than I did. (although I saw Rocky again about a month ago and Sly doesn’t look nearly as pumped and cut as I remember him being. Must’ve been before steroids).

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/17 "2000-02-09T02:19:00Z")

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Passing mention of Edith Massey, the “Egg Lady” in John Waters’ _Pink Flamingos_…

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/18 "2000-02-09T03:14:00Z")

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I dig Eggs Benedict…yummy dripping with hollandaise sauce, with bacon and a Bloody Mary.

Dayum, guess I need to start frequenting my AOL Brunches again!

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/19 "2000-02-09T03:15:00Z")

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oopppssss I forgot, must have some home cooked hash browns with that order.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/20 "2000-02-09T14:29:00Z")

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Okay, Adam, now ya got me wanting some of that(cheese!yes!)

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