# I like eggs...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 7, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628 "2000-02-07T17:08:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/21 "2000-02-09T14:38:00Z")

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techchick,  
If you like hollandaise, you should know this. ALWAYS serve hollandaise in a brightly-polished metal hubcap, because…

_singing_  
There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise…

😃

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/22 "2000-02-09T15:30:00Z")

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Could someone make me an omelete please? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Snark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Snark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snark)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/23 "2000-02-09T15:50:00Z")

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I love eggs, scrambled, fried, cheese and onion omelettes, hard-boiled, devilled, egg salad sandwiches, etc. The only kind of egg I don’t like is an uncooked yolk one. I don’t like sunny-side up. if the yolk ain’t broke, it’s just a joke.

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/24 "2000-02-09T17:01:00Z")

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I’m using this thread to declare before all the following:

The next time I go to Denny’s I’m getting a chicken-fried steak with lots of country gravy.

Thank you.

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/25 "2000-02-09T17:11:00Z")

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Alfred Hitchcock was afraid of eggs. I remember a quote where he says something to the effect of :“Blood is jolly and red, eggs are filthy and yellow. I’ll never touch one.” Dude had issues.

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Habit rules the unreflecting herd. - Wordsworth

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**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/26 "2000-02-10T02:38:00Z")

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Sweet Basil, I always put a dash of sweet basil in my scrambled eggs. Don’t need the salt, pepper, or cheese.

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/27 "2000-02-10T04:00:00Z")

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Mmmmm…

scrambled (hard, no runny part in my scrambled eggs), sunny side up or over medium or basted (sunny side up w/ a little water in the pan to cook the tops), hard-boiled, soft-boiled, egg salad, deviled eggs, omelettes, quiche, chilaquiles (scrambled with tortilla strips, cheese, tomatoes, onions & peppers) or just scrambled with onions, bell peppers & tomatoes.

About the only way I don’t like eggs is poached.

Could just about eat them three times a day!

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…in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird…

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**Author:** ![crackwise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/22d042/32.png) [@crackwise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crackwise)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/28 "2000-02-10T04:17:00Z")

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I almost stopped eating eggs at one time when a friend described them as chicken menstruation. He wasn’t exactly right, of course, but it doesn’t paint a pretty picture.

Quote from jane\_says

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> Eggs are number one on the list of things that I absolutely under any circumstances will never ever ever eat, ever,  
> and are so indescribably icky that I can’t imagine anyone considering them food.

Not as icky, but how about cow milk? Humans are the only mammals to consume another mammals milk (whole heartedly as a species).  
And the only ones to keep consuming milk after infancy. To me this is strange especially considering how many mothers these days do NOT breast feed.  
How strange is this?:  
“I’m not going to breast feed my child (as nature intended, but I will give him/her milk from another beast that weighs 8 to 10 times as much as I do.”

## mmm… I shoulda started another thread.

Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance.  
– a Celtic motto

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**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/29 "2000-02-10T05:26:00Z")

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Mmmmmmmmmmmm…Milk. Chicken fried steak. Country gravy. Eggs. Come on guys, you’re torturing me! 😉

There is not a way you could cook an egg, that I won’t eat it. _But_, I will not drink raw eggs. That’s just wrong.

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“Life is hard…but God is good”

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**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/30 "2000-02-10T05:29:00Z")

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Mmmmmmmmmmmm…Milk. Chicken fried steak. Country gravy. Eggs. Come on guys, you’re torturing me! 😉

There is not a way you could cook an egg, that I won’t eat it. _But_, I will not drink raw eggs. That’s just wrong.

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“Life is hard…but God is good”

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**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/31 "2000-02-10T05:31:00Z")

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Mmmmmmmmmmmm…Milk. Chicken fried steak. Country gravy. Eggs. Come on guys, you’re torturing me! 😉

There is not a way you could cook an egg, that I won’t eat it. _But_, I will not drink raw eggs. That’s just wrong.

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“Life is hard…but God is good”

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**Author:** ![Sweet\_Basil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4bbf92/32.png) [@Sweet\_Basil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Basil)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/32 "2000-02-10T15:03:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Gilligan:  
> **Sweet Basil, I always put a dash of sweet basil in my scrambled eggs. Don’t need the salt, pepper, or cheese.**

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**Author:** ![Sweet\_Basil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4bbf92/32.png) [@Sweet\_Basil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Basil)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/33 "2000-02-10T15:04:00Z")

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Thankyou Gilligan, I AM quite dashing…

Sweet Basil

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**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/34 "2000-02-10T15:10:00Z")

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Adam, Can you give us a quote from the Bible where it says raw eggs are Wrong? 😉

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**Author:** ![jane\_says](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jane\_says](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jane_says)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/35 "2000-02-11T06:51:00Z")

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Crackwise: I like milk. Milk is good and nutritious ad yummy. I was unable to breastfeed my first child because she spent a lot of time in ICU after she was born. She was “allergic” to cow’s milk (couldn’t tolerate it) and survived on soy until she was two. When her sister was born 13 months later, she had the same problem. They are now both milk drinkers.

I have no problem with the concept of eating eggs - likewise with milk and meat. I have even on occasion, in my younger years, gone hunting and eaten the kill. I am rather disappointed that I don’t like eggs, as they are cheap, convenient, and easy to prepare. However, they have the texture of snot and smell like farts. These are two things I don’t wanna eat. So no eggs for me, thanks.

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**Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/36 "2000-02-11T06:54:00Z")

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jane: well, I say yer chicken!

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**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/37 "2000-02-10T19:15:00Z")

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Eggs…I like 'em. I just try not to think too much about where they’ve been, as I eat 'em.

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**Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/38 "2000-02-11T01:03:00Z")

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Blast. My computer was acting up. Sorry about that guys. And Rose, I think it’s in the book of Hesitations 4:13.

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“Life is hard…but God is good”

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**Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-eggs/13628/39 "2000-02-11T01:30:00Z")

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Thanks Adam. Your a good egg!

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