# I like fake tits better than real ones! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 11, 2002, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537 "2002-05-11T21:15:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/61 "2012-11-23T18:45:29Z")
My preference is for boobs I get to play with, and so far those have been 100% natural. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/62 "2012-11-23T18:46:40Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > My preference is for boobs I get to play with, and so far those have been 100% natural. One of the best all-time username/post combos. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/63 "2012-11-23T19:00:00Z")
🙂 ---
**Author:** ![taskmgr.exe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@taskmgr.exe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taskmgr.exe)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/64 "2012-11-23T19:36:04Z")
I don’t much care about their titties. More care about their intellectual abilities and personality. ---
**Author:** ![Zjestika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/8edcca/32.png) [@Zjestika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zjestika)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/65 "2012-11-23T21:15:55Z")
> [@taskmgr.exe](#): > > I don’t much care about their titties. More care about their intellectual abilities and personality. Titties? How crass. Can you call them boobilywoobily aaWOOOOga funbags please? ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/66 "2012-11-23T21:21:37Z")
Real boobs but artificial limbs for me. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/67 "2012-11-23T21:23:38Z")
> [@taskmgr.exe](#): > > I don’t much care about their titties. More care about their intellectual abilities and personality. Perv. ---
**Author:** ![Troppus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Troppus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troppus)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/68 "2012-11-23T21:33:05Z")
> [@asj1972](#): > > Pre requistite for marrige…does she already have or will she be willing to get them Do you have or are you willing to get a surgically enlarged penis? My friend wants to know. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/69 "2012-11-23T21:38:56Z")
> [@Blaster\_Master](#): > > I dislike fake breasts for a very simple reason. If a woman feels the need to get elective surgery just because she’s unhappy with the size, chances are she’s too superficial to be of much interest to me. To this end, I certainly understand a woman who has naturally uneven breasts, breast cancer, injuries, or something else where, if it were any other body part, one would also likely get some corrective surgery. But if she looks perfectly normal and just wants larger or firmer breasts… nope.\ What if she’s tired of tripping over them? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/70 "2012-11-23T21:40:01Z")
> [@Zjestika](#): > > Titties? How crass. Can you call them boobilywoobily aaWOOOOga funbags please? …dammit, WHY did I use up my username change already?!? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/71 "2012-11-23T22:15:25Z")
> [@taskmgr.exe](#): > > _I don’t much care about their titties._ More care about their intellectual abilities and personality. So you’re an assman, I presume. ---
**Author:** ![Modern\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@Modern\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Modern_Master)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/72 "2012-11-23T22:20:14Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > So you’re an assman, I presume. I like the way they move. ---
**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/73 "2012-11-24T18:42:09Z")
> [@DigitalC](#): > > Most men can’t, and they say they prefer real ones because they are comparing obvious bad boob jobs against real breasts and good boob jobs. I don’t know about other guys, but the thing I like about real is their natural shape due to gravity. Viewed from the side the top runs down at an angle and the bottom is a nice curve. I love that shape. It seems like most fakes interfere with that and the top becomes more rounded. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2012, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/74 "2012-11-25T15:12:02Z")
> [@RaftPeople](#): > > I don’t know about other guys, but the thing I like about real is their natural shape due to gravity. > > Viewed from the side the top runs down at an angle and the bottom is a nice curve. I love that shape. It seems like most fakes interfere with that and the top becomes more rounded. That’s exactly my point. A good boob job looks exactly like a perfect set of real breasts. There is a real ot real boob test earlier on the thread that proves the point. ---
**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/75 "2012-11-25T17:04:08Z")
Real, any size. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/76 "2012-11-25T20:58:14Z")
> [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > Real boobs but artificial limbs for me. Twin body-powered prostheses with Dorrance #5X stainless steel hooks? ---
**Author:** ![nion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@nion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nion)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/77 "2012-11-26T07:08:03Z")
God, real and large please. The thought of firm boobs is just weird to me. You need to be able to get a good grip, ya know? I also agree on the importance of nipples. Large doesn’t always equal droopy either. My ex was just into a D cup and they pointed slightly skyward and outward. Perfection in my eyes. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/78 "2012-11-26T07:54:25Z")
I think it was Pauly Shore who said that fake cones are for video, but real ones are for touching. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/79 "2012-11-26T12:55:57Z")
> [@Zjestika](#): > > Titties? How crass. Can you call them boobilywoobily aaWOOOOga funbags please? Are they Timey-Wimey, too? ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537/80 "2012-11-26T13:47:38Z")
My wife has all natural but very small titties. Apparently after breast feeding is done, small titties get even smaller. My wife asked me if I thought she should get a boob job. This is where game theory comes in handy. If I say that I don’t care, and she does get one, then I’ve got somewhat larger ones to play with. However, if I say yes, and she doesn’t want them, there could be a lessened change of playing with the ones she has. So, the conclusion is that I love my wife for her mind and wit, and really don’t care what she does. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-fake-tits-better-than-real-ones/108537.md?page=5)