# I like Jewish girls **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 2, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569 "2000-04-02T23:09:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/41 "2000-04-04T05:10:00Z")
That’s more like it. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/42 "2000-04-04T12:50:00Z")
[Being half Japanese, Michelle probably does not have the typical Jewish “look”. But I think we settled the issue of her good looks last year when she was overwhelmingly voted a “hottie”. So while they may not have a typical look, it certainly appears our Jewish Dopettes are all lovely.\*\* [/QUOTE] Wow especially Michelle!!! That name makes me want to speak French…too bad I don’t know any. ☹ What a hottie tho. * * * Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/43 "2000-04-04T14:04:00Z")
Wow! Michelle is a vision, **too**. Unfortunately, I’m still not Jewish. The conversion idea is looking better and better, though. (What’s a little ceremonial bloodletting, in the name of love?) 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/44 "2000-04-04T14:15:00Z")
Every time I hear the phrase “a nice Jewish girl”, I think of [Janice](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Wheeler,+Maggie), Chandler’s on-again/off-again girlfriend on “Friends”. _shudder_ * * * Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/45 "2000-04-04T14:27:00Z")
OK, Wally and Nemo, you’ll GET a copy of my new book! “Eyes like doves” . . . sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/46 "2000-04-04T14:37:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Eve: > \*\*OK, Wally and Nemo, you’ll GET a copy of my new book! > > “Eyes like doves” . . . sheesh!\*\* “Eve, what about me?” He said, with bottom lip pooched out. * * * Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![Bucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Bucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bucky)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/47 "2000-04-04T14:42:00Z")
I personally would consider it spiffy if I could just get a picture (not that the book wouldn’t be nice, it’s just that that cuts into your royalties). Bucky ---
**Author:** ![dekayx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@dekayx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dekayx)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/48 "2000-04-04T15:00:00Z")
when I was in high school years ago, I had a Jewish teacher. She was’t beautiful by any means (as our female dopers obviously are) but she definitely had “the look”. I still think of her once in a while… * * * I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/49 "2000-04-04T15:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Bucky: > \*\*I personally would consider it spiffy if I could just get a picture (not that the book wouldn’t be nice, it’s just that that cuts into your royalties). > > Bucky\*\* ## Right you are Bucky, it **would** cut into royalties. Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/50 "2000-04-04T15:13:00Z")
Aw, fer pete’s sake . . . I’ll just give up writing books and start selling hotsy-totsy pin-up photos of myself on the Web . . . ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/51 "2000-04-04T16:57:00Z")
[www.eveisgolden.com](http://www.eveisgolden.com) ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/52 "2000-04-05T05:06:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by pricciar: > \*\* [www.eveisgolden.com](http://www.eveisgolden.com) \*\* ## Now dang it picciar, that link doesn’t work…I am getting host not found. Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![Akatsukami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea666f/32.png) [@Akatsukami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akatsukami)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/53 "2000-04-05T05:59:00Z")
**Michelle** commented: > [@](#): > > And later I may make some matzo ball soup. ## Damn it, isn’t there any _other_ part of the matzo that can be eaten? “I don’t just want you to feel envy. I want you to suffer, I want you to bleed, I want you to die a little bit each day. And I want you to thank me for it.” – What “Let’s just be friends” _really_ means ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/54 "2000-04-04T18:05:00Z")
Jiminy—I HOPE that link doesn’t work; I’ve never heard of it, and goodness only knows what’s on it! I never did let my ex take those naughty photos of me, so I guess that’s out . . . ---
**Author:** ![Bucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Bucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bucky)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/55 "2000-04-04T22:08:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Eve: > **Aw, fer pete’s sake . . . I’ll just give up writing books and start selling hotsy-totsy pin-up photos of myself on the Web . . .** I shall refrain from comment Lady Eve. Has she gone? Well, gents and ladies, I have some spicy lithographs of Lady Eve from last Boxing Day! Pip pip! Lord Buckingham ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/56 "2000-04-05T06:02:00Z")
Wait a second, Eve, are you saying you don’t know you’re starring in a 24-7 live web cam site? Well, I guess that explains why you never look self-conscious. And feel free to use my post as a cover blurb if you want. I figure you can squeeze it in between Leonard Maltin’s and Barry Williams’s. Just be glad I left out the part about your hair being like a flock of goats on a hill side and your breasts being like twin gazelles. ---
**Author:** ![Sentinel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sentinel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sentinel)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/57 "2000-04-05T07:10:00Z")
I keep thinking of Fran Drescher (the Nanny) and Julia-Louise Dreyfus when it comes to Jewish women. **Michi** post an updated picture. I could tell from the one posted by Sanabel man (SP?) who met you a while back, that there is a difference – even though the photograph was kind of dark. I used to have a crush on the young Barbara Striesand (SP again) before she turned into cotton toga wearing, too-good-for-anyone, 10 mill for a 1 or 2 hour performance ‘Babs’. I LOVED her screen persona, complete with accent and delightful ways. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/58 "2000-04-05T13:48:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Sentinel: > \*\* > > **Michi** post an updated picture. I could tell from the one posted by Sanabel man (SP?) who met you a while back, that there is a difference – even though the photograph was kind of dark. > > \*\* The only difference is that my hair is longer now. The picture of Sanibel and me is awful…it is not a good representation of either of us. I do have some more recent pics, when iwas on vacation in February. I’ll see if I can get them scanned, and then I’ll try to figure out how to post one here. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/59 "2000-04-05T13:53:00Z")
## Please do michelle we are looking forward to seeing a new pic. 🙂 Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![Akatsukami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea666f/32.png) [@Akatsukami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akatsukami)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569/60 "2000-04-05T14:01:00Z")
**Sentinel** writes: > [@](#): > > I used to have a crush on the young Barbara Striesand “Barbara”? _Barb **a** ra_? You realize, of course, that the extra “a” condemns you in her eyes and the eyes of everyone who knows her (and wants to live more than fifteen minutes). Cut out your bowels with a butter knife now; it will be quicker and less painful 😛 * * * “I don’t just want you to feel envy. I want you to suffer, I want you to bleed, I want you to die a little bit each day. And I want you to thank me for it.” – What “Let’s just be friends” _really_ means [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-jewish-girls/15569.md?page=4)