# I like my men like \_\_\_\_\_ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 11, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-men-like-_____/472213 "2008-11-11T17:49:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![discodancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@discodancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discodancer)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-men-like-_____/472213/1 "2008-11-11T17:49:56Z")
I’ll start: I like my men like my coffee, mild, sweet, and creamy. I like my men like pygmy hippos, cute, nice and in my garden. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-men-like-_____/472213/2 "2008-11-11T17:51:18Z")
My wife has lately been teasing me with this gem: “I like my men how I like my sugar: white and refined.” Amusing since I’m the complete opposite of both. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![rucciface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@rucciface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rucciface)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-men-like-_____/472213/3 "2008-11-11T19:00:25Z")
I like my men how I like my marshmallows: warm and bubbly on the outside, and stuck to the end of a fork. ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-men-like-_____/472213/4 "2008-11-11T19:40:18Z")
I like my men the way I like my whiskey, hot, hard and strong. ---
**Author:** ![CAT\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@CAT\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CAT_1)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-men-like-_____/472213/5 "2008-11-11T19:54:08Z")
I like my men like Chocolate Bars: Sweet, smooth, and and ready to head right for your hips. ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-men-like-_____/472213/6 "2008-11-11T20:50:32Z")
I like my men like I like my hot chocolate: sweet and in easy to open packages. ---
**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-men-like-_____/472213/7 "2008-11-11T21:00:14Z")
You ladies are aren’t being dirty enough. Please. Filth. ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-men-like-_____/472213/8 "2008-11-11T21:11:06Z")
Fine then, I like my men like I like my battleships: sturdy and full of seamen. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-men-like-_____/472213/9 "2008-11-11T21:11:55Z")
I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied in a burlap sack and flung over a donkeys back. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-men-like-_____/472213/10 "2008-11-11T21:12:24Z")
I like my men like my dog; able to keep his fucking penis out of the toilet bowl. ---
**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-men-like-_____/472213/11 "2008-11-11T21:36:52Z")
I like my men like I like my computers, easily upgradeable and ready to go down on me at any time. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-men-like-_____/472213/12 "2008-11-11T22:14:26Z")
> [@I like my women like my \_\_\_\_](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my- ____ /472167/8): > > Like Henry Kissinger. He worshiped Dick. Like Condoleezza Rice, the bush-worshipper. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-men-like-_____/472213/13 "2008-11-11T22:31:10Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied in a burlap sack and flung over a donkeys back. It’d read better if you said Tied in a burlap sack and flung over an ass. My contribution. I like my men like I like my horses. The more often you ride them, the better they are. A little squeeze with the thigh, a little clench through the seat, and they’ll go wherever you want. Even if they do buck up every once in a while. ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-men-like-_____/472213/14 "2008-11-12T00:01:55Z")
I like men like I like tornados - far away. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-men-like-_____/472213/15 "2008-11-12T00:40:34Z")
I like my men like I like my coffee, ground up in the freezer. ---
**Author:** ![Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harriet_the_Spry)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-men-like-_____/472213/16 "2008-11-12T00:54:52Z")
Inspired by a sequential thread: I like my men like … peeing outside: squat, just in time, and by the side of the road.