# I like my women how I like my coffee... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784 "2005-06-18T03:20:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shalmanese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shalmanese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shalmanese)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/21 "2005-06-18T05:35:11Z")
I like my women like I like my coffee… cheap and from a 3rd world country. I like my women like I like my coffee… ground up and boiled. I like my women like I like my coffee… weighing 300 pounds and off the back of a truck. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/22 "2005-06-18T05:50:45Z")
> [@UrbanChic](#): > > …hot and black. > … **freshly-ground and in a carafe**. You just made me very happy, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/23 "2005-06-18T05:51:19Z")
My favorite is “I like my coffee like I like my women… hot and with mah dick in it!” ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/24 "2005-06-18T06:33:03Z")
I’ve always said “…cold and bitter.” ---
**Author:** ![CMiller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@CMiller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CMiller)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/25 "2005-06-18T06:38:18Z")
…[Ground up and in the freezer](http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=252) :eek: (Link is PG) ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/26 "2005-06-18T06:41:06Z")
I like my coffee like I like my men… warm, sweet, pale, and fair trade. ---
**Author:** ![cabdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@cabdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabdude)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/27 "2005-06-18T07:32:32Z")
Excreted from the rear end of a civet cat. ---
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/28 "2005-06-18T08:33:55Z")
Good to the last drop. _ahem_ ---
**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/29 "2005-06-18T10:07:29Z")
Milky. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/30 "2005-06-18T10:32:43Z")
Like I like my men…hot, strong, two creams, no sugar. Well, maybe the sugar thing isn’t quite right. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/31 "2005-06-18T10:32:45Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women…slurping that stuff all morning. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/32 "2005-06-18T12:22:13Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women. Steaming hot, wet, and overflowing with milk. Actually, I don’t drink coffee. Maybe that explains why I’m single. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/33 "2005-06-18T12:25:00Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > …like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and sealed in a wooden barrel. I understand that is how Michael Jackson likes his… Don Imus: I like my coffee like I like my women. With big breastes. ---
**Author:** ![parthenokinesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cc9497/32.png) [@parthenokinesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/parthenokinesis)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/34 "2005-06-18T12:44:49Z")
…bitter and able to cause me injury. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/35 "2005-06-18T12:50:56Z")
…sprinkled with cinnamon, and with a minty aftertaste. …an exotic blend with a heady aroma. …watered down and a gritty residue, with a free marshmallow. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/36 "2005-06-18T13:13:45Z")
Cold and bitter. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/37 "2005-06-18T13:41:35Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women…in the kitchen! ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/38 "2005-06-18T13:43:07Z")
Drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/39 "2005-06-18T13:53:04Z")
Sometimes I like them complex, invigorating, and aromatic. Other times I like them pale, icy, and artificially sweet. ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/40 "2005-06-18T14:17:19Z")
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