# I like my women how I like my coffee... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784 "2005-06-18T03:20:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/41 "2005-06-18T14:59:50Z")
…black, sweet, and thick. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/42 "2005-06-18T15:02:27Z")
I like my women how I like my coffee… present, not absent. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/43 "2005-06-18T16:00:43Z")
With a large shot of whiskey in 'em. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/44 "2005-06-18T16:08:00Z")
Strong, dark and bitter. …what? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/45 "2005-06-18T17:03:55Z")
…two to go ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/46 "2005-06-18T17:10:14Z")
Brought to me in my bed, on a tray, steaming hot. ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/47 "2005-06-18T17:29:11Z")
Anally. ---
**Author:** ![NoPretentiousCodename](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/82dd89/32.png) [@NoPretentiousCodename](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoPretentiousCodename)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/48 "2005-06-18T18:06:03Z")
I like my women like how I like a latte: single, tall, iced and english… toffee flavored ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/49 "2005-06-18T18:17:32Z")
> [@Tentacle Monster](#): > > Anally. That’s so horrible. And with your username! Gah! ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/50 "2005-06-18T18:22:40Z")
> [@Jimmy Chitwood](#): > > Scalding my groin. That is just hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/51 "2005-06-18T18:38:14Z")
…hot, blond and weak. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/52 "2005-06-18T20:19:16Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > …like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and sealed in a wooden barrel. Look, Mr. Jackson, just because _one_ jury bought your story doesn’t mean they all will! What? Durn you, **Annie-Xmas**! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/53 "2005-06-18T20:32:12Z")
Yeah, my friends have heard me say that about coffee and women. Strong, black, and sweet. So one day, I changed coffee to fried chicken. “What?” they say. I answer, “Long, juicy legs. And tender white breasts.” ---
**Author:** ![Sarah\_Woodruff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Sarah\_Woodruff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarah_Woodruff)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/54 "2005-06-19T01:55:31Z")
…hot, sweet, slightly roasted and lactose-free. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/55 "2005-06-19T04:50:03Z")
Chained to the counter. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/56 "2005-06-19T06:44:25Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women; … coming in quarts. … dribbling in my cup. … leaving froth on my lips. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/57 "2005-06-19T08:50:50Z")
And with two big lumps. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/58 "2005-06-19T12:12:58Z")
> [@Tentacle Monster](#): > > Anally. Note to self: Accept no coffee from **Tentacle Monster**. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/59 "2005-06-19T12:42:03Z")
Rich but weak, hot but only for a while and with a driver’s licence. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/60 "2005-06-19T13:06:57Z")
Phooey, I don’t like coffee, so… I like my women like I like my cheese, American singles only, preferable fat free. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784.md?page=4)