# I like my women how I like my coffee... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784 "2005-06-18T03:20:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/61 "2005-06-19T15:05:19Z")
Duh… Creamy! ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/62 "2005-06-19T15:23:44Z")
My wife always got a kick out of: I like my coffee like I like my women: Hot and At Work. you see, I never drank coffee at home, just at work ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/63 "2005-06-19T15:32:22Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > Phooey, I don’t like coffee, so… > > I like my women like I like my cheese, American singles only, preferable fat free. So, completely phony, you mean? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/64 "2005-06-19T18:16:14Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > So, completely phony, you mean? 🙂 Well, the kind of girls that would single up on me… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/65 "2005-06-20T00:25:34Z")
I like my women like I like my coffee…something in which to dip my biscotti. Being a fan of Guinness and Amber Bock, I can substitute beer for coffee, i.e. I like my women like I like my beer…tall, thick, bitter and there has to be good head. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/66 "2005-06-20T03:47:21Z")
I like my women like I like my coffee… …hot and silent ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/67 "2005-06-20T04:19:43Z")
I like them both dead. With whipped cream and sprinkles. ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/68 "2005-06-20T07:28:08Z")
Shaken, not stirred. Wha??!! Oh, sorry, wrong beverage. “Bartender? Check, please.” Who’s got the coffee? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/69 "2005-06-20T14:46:17Z")
> [@Muad'Dib](#): > > Pllease explain “covered in bees”. > [@Eddie Izzard](#): > > "And you don’t get the normal perks of a normal job, like people who work in an office; they have other people there, you can flirt, you know? You go, “Hey! Oh, you’re new here, aren’t you? How are you getting on? Do you want a coffee? I was gonna go get a coffee- I can get you a coffee… You know, I like my coffee like I like my women- in a plastic cup!” > > Beekeepers can’t do that! 2,000 bees… (buzzing sounds) > > “Hello, there, you in the street! You’re new, aren’t you?” > > (scared) “Huh?” > > “Do you want a cup of coffee? It’s no problem! (buzzing continues) No real problem…” > > “I don’t want a cup of coffee from you! You’re covered in bees!” > > “I like my women like I like my coffee… covered in bees! Now back off, back off!” (screams) He’s probably the funniest person that ever lived. Probably. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/70 "2005-06-20T15:03:16Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > I like them both dead. > > With whipped cream and sprinkles. I don’t know why and I don’t particularly like the fact that I am, but I am _highly_ amused by this. ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/71 "2005-06-20T15:13:42Z")
…liquored up! ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/72 "2005-06-20T18:12:53Z")
I like my women how I like my coffee… …hot at first, gross the next day. ---
**Author:** ![Jet\_Jaguar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jet_jaguar/32/3562_2.png) [@Jet\_Jaguar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jet_Jaguar)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/73 "2005-06-21T04:32:51Z")
…hand-picked by a guy in Columbia. ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/74 "2005-06-21T06:04:45Z")
…with free refills. (Courtesy of Spinster, whose trial has run out, and who has not ponied up (yet). ---
**Author:** ![UntouchedTakeaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d78d45/32.png) [@UntouchedTakeaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UntouchedTakeaway)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/75 "2005-06-21T10:43:30Z")
> [@Jonathan Woodall](#): > > Once upon a time I was a cashier at Dunkin’ Donuts. > I asked an old white man, white his old white wife in tow, how he wanted his coffee. > “Strong and black, like I like my women.” > I freakin’ died, and his wife hit him good-naturedly. For _years_ my father found this the height of hilarity. My mother and I were not of the same opinion 😃 VCNJ~ ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/76 "2005-06-24T03:20:03Z")
**Coffee:** In their cups. In the bag. With a little room for cream. **Cheese:** Crusty and mature. Flaky. Strong-smelling. Full of holes. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/77 "2005-11-25T17:21:58Z")
Grown in Latin America, but imported to the U.S. still nice and fresh. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/78 "2005-11-25T17:24:32Z")
Resurrected after six months. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/79 "2005-11-25T20:07:38Z")
Strong enough to stand a spoon up in. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/80 "2005-11-25T20:19:12Z")
I like 'em both better once I’ve added cream to them. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784.md?page=5)