# I like my women how I like my coffee... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784 "2005-06-18T03:20:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/81 "2005-11-25T20:36:59Z")
COVERED IN BEES!!! wait… I did that already, didn’t I? ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2005, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/82 "2005-11-26T04:27:40Z")
filling big cups, and four or five times a day? ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Violaceous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Miss\_Violaceous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Violaceous)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/83 "2005-11-26T14:54:42Z")
I like my coffee like I like my men… strong, extra sweet, and Canadian. (My boyfriend’s Canadian and visiting him has cultivated in me a strong Horton’s addiction. And I’m a sugar addict.) ---
**Author:** ![Leviosaurus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Leviosaurus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leviosaurus)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/84 "2005-11-26T21:44:05Z")
Bitter and murky! ---
**Author:** ![VegaBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ee7513/32.png) [@VegaBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VegaBean)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/85 "2005-11-26T21:47:47Z")
Did someone say cheap and nutty? That’s me. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2005, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/86 "2005-11-26T22:51:20Z")
sweet but weak and drenched in half-and-half. (Actually the way I like my coffee is “on ice” but I don’t think women would be good that way.) ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/87 "2005-11-27T00:42:35Z")
…often. …wet. …in my mouth. …instant. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/88 "2005-11-27T00:48:07Z")
…short and pretty, able to play the piano, clever and intelligent. It’s hard enough finding a woman like that–imagine trying to find _coffee_ like that. Waaaaay more expensive than Jamaican Blue Mountain! ---
**Author:** ![mamboman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@mamboman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamboman)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/89 "2005-11-27T09:43:12Z")
I like my women like I like my coffee… keeping me awake all night… mm ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/90 "2005-11-27T11:48:04Z")
Full of beans. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/91 "2005-11-27T21:27:30Z")
Orally. ---
**Author:** ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/92 "2005-11-27T21:31:55Z")
So there’s this airline crew flying along… The Captain is going on to the First officer about all of the exotic women that he has lined up in the different cities that he flies to. Tall ones, short ones, dark ones, light ones, etc. About this time the flight attendant comes up front and asks the pilots if they’d like something to drink. The Captain says he’d like a cup of coffee. “How do you take your coffee?” she asks. “I like my coffee like I like my women…” the Captain says, and smugly eyes the flight attendant. “Captain,” she says, “I can’t make you a stupid cup of coffee.” Ba-da-boom! ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/93 "2005-11-27T22:10:45Z")
> [@pilot141](#): > > So there’s this airline crew flying along… > > The Captain is going on to the First officer about all of the exotic women that he has lined up in the different cities that he flies to. Tall ones, short ones, dark ones, light ones, etc. > > About this time the flight attendant comes up front and asks the pilots if they’d like something to drink. > > The Captain says he’d like a cup of coffee. “How do you take your coffee?” she asks. > > “I like my coffee like I like my women…” the Captain says, and smugly eyes the flight attendant. > > “Captain,” she says, “I can’t make you a stupid cup of coffee.” > Ba-da-boom! But we know he eats stupid food for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/94 "2005-11-27T23:28:13Z")
…rich, and with exquisite taste. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/95 "2005-11-28T01:47:25Z")
Cheap and easily available. ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/96 "2005-11-28T02:29:03Z")
…hot, black, and bitter. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/97 "2005-11-28T02:31:35Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Resurrected after six months. Old and slightly funky? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/98 "2005-11-28T02:41:27Z")
High on the mountain. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/99 "2005-11-28T03:17:37Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women… …tied up in a burlap sack and slung over the back of a donkey. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784/100 "2005-11-28T03:59:46Z")
> [@I Love Me](#): > > …short and pretty, able to play the piano, clever and intelligent. Hey, that’s me! Come on over, and I’ll make ya some coffee. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-how-i-like-my-coffee/308784.md?page=6)