# I like my women like my \_\_\_\_
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 11, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167 "2008-11-11T06:56:23Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/1 "2008-11-11T06:56:23Z")
(or men for that matter)
So, I like my women like my eclairs, chocolate on the outside and cream on the inside.
I was really trying not to think up a dirty example too. Oh well. Now it’s your turn 🙂
Perhaps better in the Game Room? I like my women like my moderators, smart, sassy, and carrying a big stick. Wait, no…
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### Author:  [@PopeJewish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PopeJewish)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/2 "2008-11-11T06:58:03Z")
I’ve always said:
I like my women like I like my beer; strong and bitter
🙂
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### Author:  [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/3 "2008-11-11T07:02:19Z")
Eddie/I like my women like I like my coffee, in a plastic cup/Izzard
or covered in bees
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### Author:  [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/4 "2008-11-11T07:08:14Z")
I like my women like I like my politicians. Dirty, filthy scumbags who will stop at nothing to screw me.
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### Author:  [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/5 "2008-11-11T07:13:33Z")
whiskey. 12 years old and all mixed up with coke.
coffee. Ground to tiny pieces and stored in my freezer.
coffee. Strong, black and bitter.
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### Author:  [@Demonica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demonica)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/6 "2008-11-11T07:14:17Z")
coffee. Hot, sweet, and full of liquor. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Bacon\_Salt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bacon_Salt)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/7 "2008-11-11T07:25:26Z")
**outlierrn** , you forgot “hot and strong. With a spoon in them.”
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### Author:  [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/8 "2008-11-11T07:44:23Z")
Like Henry Kissinger. He worshiped Dick.
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### Author:  [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/9 "2008-11-11T07:51:12Z")
I like my women like my rental cars: full of gas and warmed up.
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### Author:  [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/10 "2008-11-11T08:02:58Z")
> [@Bacon\_Salt](#):
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> **outlierrn** , you forgot “hot and strong. With a spoon in them.”
or…I like my men like I like my coffee: hot, strong, sweet and blonde.
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### Author:  [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/11 "2008-11-11T09:28:00Z")
I like my women how I like my software - illegal, made in China and full of viruses.
I like my women how I like my thermonuclear war - hot, brief and leads to ruin.
Not to mention the afterglow.
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### Author:  [@KarmaComa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarmaComa)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/12 "2008-11-11T09:36:42Z")
I like my women how I like my crackers - falling to pieces in my bed and making me itch all night.
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### Author:  [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/13 "2008-11-11T09:37:49Z")
I like my women like myself: borderline psychotic.
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### Author:  [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/14 "2008-11-11T10:33:30Z")
I like my women like my public transport system: it doesn’t always take me where I want to go, but it does take me to some interesting places (even if it is a bit slower than my driving there myself).
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### Author:  [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/15 "2008-11-11T10:36:03Z")
Coffee: hot and wet
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### Author:  [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/16 "2008-11-11T11:34:37Z")
Coffee: hot, brown, shipped in from third-world countries and available on any street corner for a buck and a half.
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### Author:  [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/17 "2008-11-11T12:26:54Z")
…art collectors. Always looking for a good painting.
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### Author:  [@Staggerlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staggerlee)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/18 "2008-11-11T12:54:04Z")
…like my taxidermy; dead, but posed in an uncannily lifelike posture.
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### Author:  [@FarmerChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerChick)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/19 "2008-11-11T13:11:13Z")
You boys need some serious counciling.
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### Author:  [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/20 "2008-11-11T13:49:36Z")
> [@FarmerChick](#):
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> You boys need some serious counciling.
Are you saying you like your men like you like your sex counselors? Eager to get you on the couch and talk about your fantasies?
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