# I like my women like my \_\_\_\_ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 11, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167 "2008-11-11T06:56:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/21 "2008-11-11T14:01:49Z")
> [@FarmerChick](#): > > You boys need some serious counciling. I think it might be time for a woman doper to start a thread on, “I like my men like my —.” ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/22 "2008-11-11T14:09:33Z")
…apple pie. Fresh, hot out of the oven, (And untouched by anything relating to that scene in the 1999 movie) apple pie. Oh, to bury my tongue into that pie’s scorching hot sweetness with an abandon that is bound to leave my face messy! When come back, bring… umm… pie…_sigh_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/23 "2008-11-11T14:15:12Z")
dead hookers…dead. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/24 "2008-11-11T14:45:40Z")
I used to always joke with my wife that I like my women like coffee… Hot and At WORK ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/25 "2008-11-11T14:48:18Z")
kiwi fruit–sweet, tart, and covered with a short, brown fur. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/26 "2008-11-11T14:55:20Z")
…Dolphins. Smooth, hairless and kept in captivity until I tell them to do tricks. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/27 "2008-11-11T15:23:34Z")
I like my men like I like my chocolate: sweet, smooth, rich, and better than sex. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/28 "2008-11-11T15:54:46Z")
like my coffee, pale, strong and sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/29 "2008-11-11T16:44:14Z")
One of the “jokes” of female dwarves in WoW is “Ah like mah men like ah like mah beer: dark and rich.” Me, I’ll go for dark an’ stout… ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/30 "2008-11-11T18:20:03Z")
> [@3trew](#): > > whiskey. 12 years old and all mixed up with coke. 12 years old and sealed in a wooden barrel. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/31 "2008-11-11T18:25:50Z")
I like my women like I like my queens in chess: managed by a clever & intricate mind, & surrounded by pawns I’ll have to murder on my way to claim the woman as my own. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/32 "2008-11-11T18:42:17Z")
I like my men like I like my toast: golden brown and ready in a couple of minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/33 "2008-11-11T18:43:02Z")
I like my women like I like my fiction: erudite, inspired, and with a great deal of black humor. ---
**Author:** ![dactylic\_hexameter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d26b3c/32.png) [@dactylic\_hexameter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dactylic_hexameter)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/34 "2008-11-11T18:49:05Z")
I like my men like I like my jeep: strong, dependable, and always up for a rough ride. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/35 "2008-11-11T20:54:57Z")
> [@Redwing](#): > > I like my women like I like my fiction: erudite, inspired, and with a great deal of black humor. “… and white folks walk like _this_!” ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/36 "2008-11-11T21:09:52Z")
I like my women like my fellow dopers; intelligent, with a wicked sense of humor and up for any kink I can imagine, and many I can’t. ---
**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/37 "2008-11-11T21:20:19Z")
I like my women like I like my military haircuts: high, tight and stubbly ---
**Author:** ![PopeJewish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@PopeJewish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PopeJewish)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/38 "2008-11-12T01:06:56Z")
> [@3trew](#): > > whiskey. 12 years old and all mixed up with coke. > . best one yet, imo …like my video games: entertaining, easily controlled, and always around even after you beat them 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bacon\_Salt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/65b543/32.png) [@Bacon\_Salt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bacon_Salt)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/39 "2008-11-12T04:46:31Z")
…like a second helping of sloppy joes, all- ah, shit. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/40 "2008-11-12T05:25:46Z")
> [@Bacon\_Salt](#): > > ..like a second helping of sloppy joes, all- ah, shit. … smothered by bacon salt??? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167.md?page=3)