# I like my women like my \_\_\_\_

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 11, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167 "2008-11-11T06:56:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/41 "2008-11-12T05:44:13Z")

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… like my food, cheap and ethnic.

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**Author:** ![jormundgondir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@jormundgondir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jormundgondir)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/42 "2008-11-12T05:44:48Z")

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… coffee: tied up in a burlap sack and thrown over the back of a donkey.

My guy pal used to say, “I like my coffee like I like my men… I don’t _like_ coffee!”

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/43 "2008-11-12T06:10:54Z")

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Pie. Warm 'n gooey. Like Mom used to make.

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**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/44 "2008-11-12T10:12:19Z")

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…like my tea, with out sugar,weak and lukewarm

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/45 "2008-11-12T12:50:16Z")

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. . .wine, locked in a dark cellar until the right age.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/46 "2008-11-12T13:11:33Z")

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I like my women like I like my…

ah screw it, I just like women. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/47 "2008-11-12T14:33:57Z")

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I like my women like I like my computer; turned on and without viruses.

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**Author:** ![SlowMindThinking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@SlowMindThinking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlowMindThinking)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/48 "2008-11-12T19:59:48Z")

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> [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](#):
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> I like my men like I like my toast: golden brown and ready in a couple of minutes.

uhh, how about done in a couple of minutes?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/49 "2008-11-12T20:14:36Z")

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I like my women like I like software – with a minimal front end and a tight back end.

I like my women like I like poultry farmers – always choking my chicken.

I like my women like I like politicians – with a slippery tongue that’s constantly going.

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/50 "2008-11-13T01:56:03Z")

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> [@SlowMindThinking](#):
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> uhh, how about done in a couple of minutes?

Sure! I have a short attention span.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-my-women-like-my-____/472167/51 "2008-11-13T02:36:14Z")

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… English and mature?  
… French and smelling of unwashed feet?  
… blue-veined and high in cholesterol?  
… pale and occasionally runny?  
… yellow and full of holes?

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