# I Like Pandas™ **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 11, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-pandas/224048 "2004-01-11T21:48:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![diamond\_den](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@diamond\_den](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diamond_den)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-pandas/224048/1 "2004-01-11T21:48:22Z")
They are cute 🙂 [![](http://www.screensavershot.com/animals/pandas.jpg) ](http://www.screensavershot.com/animals/pandas.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dizzy\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dizzy\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dizzy_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-pandas/224048/2 "2004-01-11T21:49:14Z")
My panda’s breath smells like. . . nah, too easy. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-pandas/224048/3 "2004-01-11T22:57:58Z")
You know what a panda eats for lunch, don’t you? They eat bamboo! Pretty pretty panda! ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-pandas/224048/4 "2004-01-12T00:00:24Z")
Panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda Chick from _Enterprise_ Chick from _Enterprise_ Panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda etc… ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-pandas/224048/5 "2004-01-12T00:17:41Z")
Um…why the TM sign? ---
**Author:** ![diamond\_den](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@diamond\_den](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diamond_den)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-pandas/224048/6 "2004-01-12T00:42:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BuckleberryFerry \* > \*\*Um…why the TM sign? \*\* Because I Can© ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-pandas/224048/7 "2004-01-12T04:31:08Z")
Great. Now I’m horny. ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-pandas/224048/8 "2004-01-12T04:49:10Z")
Pandas and Koalas are the cutest animals… But I hear not that friendly. ---
**Author:** ![Scorpio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Scorpio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scorpio)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-pandas/224048/9 "2004-01-12T05:03:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cainxinth \* > \*\*Pandas and Koalas are the cutest animals… But I hear not that friendly. \*\* That’s right. You can’t stand under a gum tree around here without being leapt on by a rampaging crazed koala. You should see the claws on 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Dizzy\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dizzy\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dizzy_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-pandas/224048/10 "2004-01-12T05:14:14Z")
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. “Why?” asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. “I’m a panda,” he says. “Look it up.” The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.” ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-pandas/224048/11 "2004-01-12T05:41:13Z")
[Panda Cam](http://www.sandiegozoo.org/pandas/pandacam/index.html). Mei Sheng is getting so big these days! He’s most active in the early AM, around 5-6 AM Pacific. [Mei Xiang and Tian Tian in Washington](http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/GiantPandas/) should be producing cubs any year now. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-pandas/224048/12 "2004-01-12T06:07:48Z")
**Enterprise** Panda is the only one I recognize anymore.