# I like puppies
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 22, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029 "2010-10-22T17:33:15Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/1 "2010-10-22T17:33:15Z")
Puppies are good.
Mmmmm…warm puppy.
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/2 "2010-10-22T18:06:32Z")
With a nice cream sauce?
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### Author:  [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/3 "2010-10-22T18:13:30Z")
I dunno. I hear dog’s a bit greasy so maybe a marinara.
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/4 "2010-10-22T18:17:08Z")
Couldn’t you just blot on some paper towel before serving?
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/5 "2010-10-22T18:18:50Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> Puppies are good.
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> Mmmmm…warm puppy.
Hush.
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### Author:  [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/6 "2010-10-22T18:47:10Z")
Have then freeze dried to keep them young and cute.
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### Author:  [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/7 "2010-10-22T19:17:20Z")
I like them from scratch, but I don’t mind a good lab or poodle mix now and then.
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### Author:  [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/8 "2010-10-22T19:20:59Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> I like them from scratch, but I don’t mind a good lab or poodle mix now and then.
You could name it Brownie.
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### Author:  [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/9 "2010-10-22T19:22:41Z")
Tomorrow I go on a four-hour drive to help my best friend pick up her new puppy! I’m very excited. 🙂
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### Author:  [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/10 "2010-10-22T22:06:58Z")
> [@runner pat](#):
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> Hush.
Hush Puppy!
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### Author:  [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/11 "2010-10-22T22:15:17Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> I like them from scratch, but I don’t mind a good lab or poodle mix now and then.
My mom used to cook from scratch all the time too, but one thing she never quite managed was a Yorkie-er, I mean, Yorkshire pudding.
Er, what were we talking about again?
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### Author:  [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2010, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/12 "2010-10-23T04:39:24Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> Puppies are good.
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> Mmmmm…warm puppy.
That’s what happiness is, I believe.
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### Author:  [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2010, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/13 "2010-10-23T04:49:44Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> Mmmmm…warm puppy.
Hot dog?
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### Author:  [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2010, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/14 "2010-10-23T05:10:22Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> Puppies are good.
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> Mmmmm…warm puppy.
If your puppy is cold there’s something seriously wrong.
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### Author:  [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2010, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/15 "2010-10-23T05:15:02Z")
Obviously you intended to post this in Great Debates.
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### Author:  [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2010, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/16 "2010-10-23T05:25:27Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#):
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> If your puppy is cold there’s something seriously wrong.
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> [@](#):
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> Dead puppies, dead puppies,
> Dead puppies aren’t much fun.
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> They don’t come, when you call,
> They don’t chase squirrels at all –
> Dead puppies aren’t much fun.
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> My puppy died late last fall,
> He’s still rotting in the hall –
> Dead puppies aren’t much fun.
> No, no, no …
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> Mom says puppy’s days are through,
> She’s going to throw him in the stew –
> Dead puppies aren’t much fun.
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> Dead puppies, dead puppies,
> Dead puppies aren’t much fun.
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> Dead puppies, dead puppies,
> Dead puppies aren’t much fun.
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> Dead puppies, dead puppies,
> Dead puppies aren’t much fun.
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### Author:  [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2010, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/17 "2010-10-23T05:41:30Z")
I approve this thread
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### Author:  [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2010, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/18 "2010-10-23T12:53:39Z")
So do I! Especially cos I’m up waaaaay earlier than I normally would be, because Operation Drive A Long Way For A Puppy (ODALW4AP) is go! I hope to have pictures to post before it’s over!
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### Author:  [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2010, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/19 "2010-10-23T15:40:02Z")
> [@ArrMatey](#):
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> So do I! Especially cos I’m up waaaaay earlier than I normally would be, because Operation Drive A Long Way For A Puppy (ODALW4AP) is go! I hope to have pictures to post before it’s over!
Coincidentally, ODALW4AP was the license plate on the car that ran over my puppy.
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### Author:  [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2010, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-puppies/558029/20 "2010-10-23T22:08:08Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#):
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> If your puppy is cold there’s something seriously wrong.
My puppies are frequently cold. We had to get Ginger a [sweater](http://s862.photobucket.com/albums/ab183/spike1380/Doggies/?action=view¤t=DSCN4174.jpg#!oZZ9QQcurrentZZhttp%3A%2F%2Fs862.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fab183%2Fspike1380%2FDoggies%2F%3Faction%3Dview%26current%3DDSCN4070.jpg%26) because she was shivering and now everyone keeps making fun of us for making her wear it. When we make a fire, she [sits in front of it](http://s862.photobucket.com/albums/ab183/spike1380/Doggies/?action=view¤t=DSCN4145.jpg) or she [sits on the hearth](http://s862.photobucket.com/albums/ab183/spike1380/Doggies/?action=view¤t=DSCN4174.jpg). If there’s no fire, she’ll stand in front of the fireplace and stare at us pointedly until we make her one. Holly is bulkier so she doesn’t have the same issue but she got really cold one day this week and she insisted on[lying on my stomach with a blanket over us](http://s862.photobucket.com/albums/ab183/spike1380/Doggies/?action=view¤t=DSCN4174.jpg#!oZZ16QQcurrentZZhttp%3A%2F%2Fs862.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fab183%2Fspike1380%2FDoggies%2F%3Faction%3Dview%26current%3DDSCN4124.jpg%26).
We’re about half done reglazing the storm windows. The really bad draft should go away when we put them up and hopefully my poor puppies wont be as cold all the time. They’ll be a year old next week. My babies aren’t babies any more. ☹
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