# I Like The Bush Administration **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 14, 2006, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-bush-administration/360644 "2006-06-14T03:16:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-bush-administration/360644/101 "2006-06-16T17:40:54Z")
[QUOTE=Merijeek] \* Plop-plop one more hand Full of Ryan-Liam wit All had best find cover \* [/QUOTE] Hey, just be patient Once he learns how to jerk off He’ll have less free time. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-bush-administration/360644/102 "2006-06-16T18:53:00Z")
How do you expect him to learn how to jerk off with no links? You tease. ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-bush-administration/360644/103 "2006-06-16T19:28:54Z")
[QUOTE=Merijeek] \* Plop-plop one more hand Full of Ryan-Liam wit All had best find cover \* -Joe [/QUOTE] This is the best you can do? Come on, where’s your shake on the deal, I’m an armchair quaterback right? > [@](#): > > Hey, just be patient > Once he learns how to jerk off > He’ll have less free time. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-bush-administration/360644/104 "2006-06-16T19:44:34Z")
[QUOTE=Ryan\_Liam] This is the best you can do? Come on, where’s your shake on the deal, I’m an armchair quaterback right? [/QUOTE] Demand attention! Excrement will be spewed out, By hook or by crook! -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-bush-administration/360644/105 "2006-06-16T19:50:53Z")
[QUOTE=Merijeek] Demand attention! Excrement will be spewed out, By hook or by crook! -Joe [/QUOTE] If you had trouble reading the terms of our deal, since I’m such a chickenhawk, here are the terms again, just for you 🙂 > [@](#): > > Then it’s a deal, I’ll join the British Army, and probably be sent to do potato peeling rather than anything else, and you’ll handcuff yourself to your local Senators office for a whole 2 years (which is how long I shall be serving my glorious Monarch) demanding troop withdrawal now. Deal? Don’t worry, you can have your own sleeping bad, toothbrush, etc. Do we have a deal? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-bush-administration/360644/106 "2006-06-16T20:47:33Z")
Childe **Ryan** was **Liam** one day On the couch with no vidgame to play “What to do?” quoth the lad “Ah – that’s it, be a cad On a message board! I’ll make them pay!” ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-bush-administration/360644/107 "2006-06-16T20:58:30Z")
[QUOTE=Ryan\_Liam] Do we have a deal? [/QUOTE] A sane man won’t trust When goal posts move You first, big talker -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-bush-administration/360644/108 "2006-06-16T21:57:22Z")
[QUOTE=Merijeek] A sane man won’t trust When goal posts move You first, big talker -Joe [/QUOTE] come on, it’s a sound deal. > [@](#): > > Childe Ryan was Liam one day > On the couch with no vidgame to play > “What to do?” quoth the lad > “Ah – that’s it, be a cad > On a message board! I’ll make them pay!” I think the last line ruined it. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-bush-administration/360644/109 "2006-06-16T22:06:32Z")
[QUOTE=Giraffe] Hey, just be patient Once he learns how to jerk off He’ll have less free time. [/QUOTE] Oh come on! Give the child some credit! What’s amazing to me is how he can read anything what with all that jism covering his screen. ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-bush-administration/360644/110 "2006-06-16T22:47:12Z")
[QUOTE=RedFury] Oh come on! Give the child some credit! What’s amazing to me is how he can read anything what with all that jism covering his screen. [/QUOTE] Jizzum is the correct spelling. How old are you, 50? And you spout shit like this, what an excellent example to your children, if they were unfortunate to originate from your genitalia. 🙂 Redfury, you’re the perfect example of arguing a point you know jack shit about. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-bush-administration/360644/111 "2006-06-16T22:52:36Z")
[QUOTE=John Mace] **Finn** : What would you say to McCain/Rice? [/QUOTE] I’d like it less, to be honest, but McCain would get my vote in a heartbeat. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-bush-administration/360644/112 "2006-06-16T23:42:37Z")
[QUOTE=Ryan\_Liam] Jizzum is the correct spelling. How old are you, 50? And you spout shit like this, what an excellent example to your children, if they were unfortunate to originate from your genitalia. 🙂 Redfury, you’re the perfect example of arguing a point you know jack shit about. [/QUOTE] Here ya go kid, stop pretending you know it all – especially when you mostly parrot deluded rightwing talking points. [**jism**](http://cgi.peak.org/~jeremy/retort.cgi?American=jism) > [@](#): > > _(jizm, gism, and many other homophonous spellings) n :semen, syn. wad, spunk, spooge, load._ And yes, I’ll be fifty in a couple of months – and I hope to have plenty of jism left. 'cept I don’t use mine on BBs. Learn something new everyday dontcha? Welcome. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-bush-administration/360644/113 "2006-06-16T23:54:10Z")
PS-My kid’s great, thanks for asking. I invite to check and see the acceptance rate of the [Dreyfoos School of the Arts](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Dreyfoos_School_of_the_Arts) in West Palm, where he’s entering his Jr. year in the honor roll. You might want to learn what a “magnet school” is first. The again, nevermind, you obviously know _everything_. ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-bush-administration/360644/114 "2006-06-17T03:09:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Here ya go kid, stop pretending you know it all – especially when you mostly parrot deluded rightwing talking points. > > jism What parrot deluded rightwing thinking is to assume that the democratically elected government in Baghdad will succeed eventually in taking over the helm that the MNF has set out for them? > [@](#): > > And yes, I’ll be fifty in a couple of months – and I hope to have plenty of jism left. 'cept I don’t use mine on BBs. > > Learn something new everyday dontcha? > > Welcome. Well let’s hope that vitrol will be put to good use in dirty talk to your wife rather than a man barely in his 20’s on the internet 😛 > [@](#): > > PS-My kid’s great, thanks for asking. I invite to check and see the acceptance rate of the Dreyfoos School of the Arts in West Palm, where he’s entering his Jr. year in the honor roll. Ah I see you keep up your political contributions through bribery. 😛 > [@](#): > > You might want to learn what a “magnet school” is first. The again, nevermind, you obviously know everything. Yes I do, thanks for pointing that out 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-bush-administration/360644.md?page=5)