# I Like The World In My Head Better

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-world-in-my-head-better/186037>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 3, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-world-in-my-head-better/186037 "2003-07-03T14:39:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-world-in-my-head-better/186037/1 "2003-07-03T14:39:07Z")

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For those of you who haven’t been paying attention to the news, recently an unidentified sea creature washed up on the shore of the south Pacific.

Here a link to the first news article I saw regarding this:

[Giant Sea Creature Baffles Chilean Scientists](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030701/sc_nm/chile_science_dc_2)

You know how sometimes when you read something too fast you get some of the words wrong? Well, when I saw this, I didn’t read the word “Baffles”. I saw the word “Battles”.

I like my news article better.

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-world-in-my-head-better/186037/2 "2003-07-03T17:51:43Z")

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Yeah, yours is better.

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-the-world-in-my-head-better/186037/3 "2003-07-03T21:24:35Z")

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Giant Sea Creature Battles Christian Scientists?

[sub]Chinese Scientologists? Huh?[/sub]