# I like this  message board

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 25, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597 "2003-08-25T21:12:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zcrysis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zcrysis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zcrysis)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/21 "2003-08-26T05:54:17Z")

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SDMB is a great message board, with the most amazing and intelligent posters. Problem is thats kind of intimidating in and of itself sometimes. Doesnt lessen the wonderfullness of the place, but it doesnt exactly leave it newbie friendly either.

But yeah what \*\* 7 up yours\*\* said is very true.

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**Author:** ![7\_up\_yours](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/919ad9/32.png) [@7\_up\_yours](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7_up_yours)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/22 "2003-08-26T06:38:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cervaise \*  
> \*\*Well, be more specific about which certain thing you don’t like, and we’ll decide whether or not to yell at you. 😛 \*\*

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**Author:** ![7\_up\_yours](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/919ad9/32.png) [@7\_up\_yours](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7_up_yours)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/23 "2003-08-26T06:40:31Z")

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:smack: Stupid laptop. Pressed Enter for a new line and it submit the post instead :smack:

Anyway

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> \*Originally posted by Cervaise \*  
> \*\*Well, be more specific about which certain thing you don’t like, and we’ll decide whether or not to yell at you. 😛 \*\*

People. I most definately don’t like people.

And, I guess, now, my laptop too.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/24 "2003-08-26T07:03:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by 7 up yours \*  
> \*\*  
> People. I most definately don’t like people.
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> And, I guess, now, my laptop too. \*\*

You big stupid jerk!

You have a perfectly GREAT laptop!

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**Author:** ![7\_up\_yours](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/919ad9/32.png) [@7\_up\_yours](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7_up_yours)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/25 "2003-08-26T07:05:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Smeghead \*  
> \*\*You big stupid jerk!
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> You have a perfectly GREAT laptop! \*\*

Oh yeah?

Why don’t you come over here and say that? :mad:

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**Author:** ![arachnidlove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@arachnidlove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arachnidlove)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/26 "2003-08-26T07:09:12Z")

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I agree with the OP. Its hard for me to describe to other people how great and useful this board is for me. They give me weird looks like I’m spending time talking about how R0XX0R things are.  
[sub] I fear the Grammar Police [/sub]

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/27 "2003-08-26T10:05:57Z")

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I like it here because I learnt the word ‘asshat’.

Heh. Heh.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/28 "2003-08-26T10:19:46Z")

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We teach so much here. Tomorrow, come see our symposium on Felching with Toothpaste.

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/29 "2003-08-26T10:22:47Z")

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And Thursday, Basic Care for Injuries Sustained While Felching With Toothpaste.

CJ  
I’m not stalking you, **Dan** ; I just couldn’t resist! 😃

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/30 "2003-08-26T10:34:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zcrysis \*  
> \*\*\<snip\> but it doesnt exactly leave it newbie friendly either. \*\*

Aw, c’mon! Some of us are nice to newbies. Some of us were newbies ourselves once yoiks, I just realized I just passed my 3rd anniversary here… and some of us are just plain nice anyway. Rumor has it I’m one of the nice ones. Rumors wouldn’t lie, would they?

Yeah, I love this place too. I’ve peeked into some other message boards, including one dedicated to the area where I’ll be living next year - I’ve never found one I like as much as this one. This here’s a high-class joint! 😃

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/31 "2003-08-26T13:36:23Z")

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Is toothpaste supplied or do we have to bring our own?

Mmm. Minty Fresh.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/32 "2003-08-26T15:20:03Z")

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They can be rough on newbies, but IME what happens is…

Newbie registers  
Newbie saunters in to Great Debates  
Newbie posts 8 posts on hot button topics, with no cites  
Newbie is eaten alive  
Newbie pits the posters from GD for being mean.  
People in the Pit make fun of the newbie.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/33 "2003-08-26T15:35:02Z")

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I like this board,too. It’s the only place on Earth where people don’t say “Oh God!” when I have an idea.

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/34 "2003-08-26T15:41:44Z")

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1 +#1NK +#15 //\3554G3 BO4RD ROCK5 +OO!!!11 1+‘5 +#3 5#1+ C4U53 J00R C4N’+ #8 ON NOBODY OR NO+#1N’  
Yeah, I had to use a generator for that. I can read that crap but I can’t write it.

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/35 "2003-08-26T15:48:39Z")

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My eyes My eyes!!

You can read that??

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/36 "2003-08-26T16:00:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bruce\_Daddy \*  
> \*\*1 +#1NK +#15 //\3554G3 BO4RD ROCK5 +OO!!!11 1+‘5 +#3 5#1+ C4U53 J00R C4N’+ #8 ON NOBODY OR NO+#1N’  
> Yeah, I had to use a generator for that. I can read that crap but I can’t write it. \*\*

I think your generator may be shorting out – it’s trnsmitting random gibbersh! 😛

:: d & r :::

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**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/37 "2003-08-26T16:56:59Z")

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Love this place, too. Most of y’all are good people, and just being able to tap all this information makes me either 1) look smart amongst my peers, or 2) get the “I don’t wanna know how you know that about toothpaste” reaction! 😃

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/38 "2003-08-26T16:56:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by 7 up yours \*  
> **People. I most definately don’t like people.**

“1920’s style death rays are made of _people!_” 😉

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**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/39 "2003-08-26T17:48:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zcrysis \*  
> \*\*SDMB is a great message board, with the most amazing and intelligent posters. Problem is thats kind of intimidating in and of itself sometimes. Doesnt lessen the wonderfullness of the place, but it doesnt exactly leave it newbie friendly either.
> 
> But yeah what \*\* 7 up yours\*\* said is very true. \*\*

WONDERFULLNESS? sheesh!!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-this-message-board/197597/40 "2003-08-27T02:54:59Z")

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That’s **wonderfulnissitynous**.

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