# I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEE Opalcat

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 21, 2010, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965 "2010-08-21T10:29:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/1 "2010-08-21T10:29:44Z")

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Why I hear you ask:

1 She is a wonderful, warm, caring human being.

2 I tend to enjoy thread she start and in which she participates.

3 Hi Opal!

1. I am a bit skint at the moment so the fiver would go down nicely.

2. Profit! (see above)

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**Author:** ![GHO57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/df788c/32.png) [@GHO57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GHO57)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/2 "2010-08-21T10:33:24Z")

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Sellout.

The $5 was obviously just the initial offer… could’ve gotten her to go to at least 10-20 bucks.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/3 "2010-08-21T11:19:09Z")

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Why, I’m touched! I’m just so flattered! This is so unexpected! :😊:

PM me with your email so I can pay you the five bucks.

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/4 "2010-08-21T12:21:21Z")

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Wait, I really could have made money?

You guys amaze me.

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/5 "2010-08-21T12:25:21Z")

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Seriously? I would have totally started an asskissing thread if I knew I’d get a fiver out of it.

Therefore I’m downgrading Opal from “slavering adulation” to “Someone I’m pretty keen on”.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/6 "2010-08-21T12:35:07Z")

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Opal loves ME, though.

1. She’s been over to my places. Two of them.

2. She made a shirt for me once.

3. She’s been pantless in my presence.

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/7 "2010-08-21T13:58:06Z")

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> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#):
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> Opal loves ME, though.
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> 1. She’s been over to my places. Two of them.
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> 2. She made a shirt for me once.
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> 3. She’s been pantless in my presence.

1. She’s been to at least two of my homes, maybe three.

2. She made my entire Halloween costume, including a bone.

3. I’ve signed a non-disclosure form so I can’t say what she has or has not done in my presence.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/8 "2010-08-21T16:46:30Z")

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I don’t know if she actually wants the five, but I’m an honest woman and I said I’d do it so I kind of feel like I have to at least offer to follow through, you know? Otherwise I’d be kind of a douche. I didn’t really expect anyone to go through with it and figured that the thread I started would be the joke.

And **Edward the Head** , if I recall correctly, we’ve BOTH been pantless in Jonathan Chance’s presence. At the same time. Playing the same party game. We both kind of lost that game, I think.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/9 "2010-08-21T17:38:34Z")

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Five bucks? **MeanOldLady** is paying ten grand! You shoulda held out.

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/10 "2010-08-21T18:04:06Z")

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> [@OpalCat](#):
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> And **Edward the Head** , if I recall correctly, we’ve BOTH been pantless in Jonathan Chance’s presence. At the same time. Playing the same party game. We both kind of lost that game, I think.

Damn, having never been to a Dope Fest, I miss some of the best moments! (Especially now that I checked Arnold’s picture thread and seen Opal! Mrowr!)

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/11 "2010-08-21T18:15:09Z")

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> [@OpalCat](#):
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> I don’t know if she actually wants the five, but I’m an honest woman and I said I’d do it so I kind of feel like I have to at least offer to follow through, you know? Otherwise I’d be kind of a douche. I didn’t really expect anyone to go through with it and figured that the thread I started would be the joke.
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> And **Edward the Head** , if I recall correctly, we’ve BOTH been pantless in Jonathan Chance’s presence. At the same time. Playing the same party game. We both kind of lost that game, I think.

But I won, you know?

Opal thing…I think I love you. But I want to know for sure!

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/12 "2010-08-21T19:09:43Z")

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I thought her heart belonged to Cade Foster.

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**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/13 "2010-08-21T21:10:42Z")

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**OpalCat** : Constipation. Help me out, folks.  
**madrabbitwoman** : I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEE Opalcat

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/14 "2010-08-21T23:27:56Z")

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> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#):
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> > [@OpalCat](#):
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> > And **Edward the Head** , if I recall correctly, we’ve BOTH been pantless in Jonathan Chance’s presence. At the same time. Playing the same party game. We both kind of lost that game, I think.
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> But I won, you know?

I didn’t really want to be reminded of that night you know. Some things are better left way in the back of the mind.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/15 "2010-08-22T03:01:40Z")

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Then why did YOU bring it up, silly? That was the costume party the costume I made you was for, right? And you are the one who brought the game! 😃

That was actually a pretty awesome night, even if I did end up mostly undressed over a game.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/16 "2010-08-22T03:03:05Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> I thought her heart belonged to Cade Foster.

My darling Sebastian Spence will always have a place in my heart, tis true. Yummy.

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/17 "2010-08-22T04:18:46Z")

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> [@OpalCat](#):
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> Then why did YOU bring it up, silly? That was the costume party the costume I made you was for, right? And you are the one who brought the game! 😃
> 
> That was actually a pretty awesome night, even if I did end up mostly undressed over a game.

Yes it was the same party and game, and I think you made me buy the game. You’re the one that likes to shop at Spencers.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/18 "2010-08-22T04:20:18Z")

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I don’t think I made you buy the game! I think you found it and we both thought it would be hilarious to bring.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/19 "2010-08-22T04:26:18Z")

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Strip Trivial Pursuit?

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**Author:** ![Green\_Cymbeline](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_cymbeline/32/9244_2.png) [@Green\_Cymbeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Cymbeline)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-looooooooovvvvvveee-opalcat/550965/20 "2010-08-22T07:15:27Z")

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> [@OpalCat](#):
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> And **Edward the Head** , if I recall correctly, we’ve BOTH been pantless in Jonathan Chance’s presence. At the same time. Playing the same party game. We both kind of lost that game, I think.

I think I was there too, although not pantsless… Fun times!!

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