# I love an editor with a sense of humor!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 23, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173 "2003-10-23T19:18:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/1 "2003-10-23T19:18:54Z")

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[http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20031023/od\_nm/odd\_britain\_viagra\_dc](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20031023/od_nm/odd_britain_viagra_dc)

The headline and the article are both hilarious!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/2 "2003-10-23T19:33:46Z")

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I **hard** ly find that homorous.

Pranks of that testicular, er… particular… nature are sure to get an erection. Reaction.

Sincerely, Major Samuel M. Havvaboner, RAF. Retired, Mrs.

I object to the next post:

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/3 "2003-10-23T19:42:54Z")

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How’d you like to have to “monitor” a 13 year old’s hardon until “the effects wear off”? Man, that could take weeks.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/4 "2003-10-23T20:00:55Z")

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A whole gaggle of little boners. Heh.

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**Author:** ![Fox\_Paws](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/85e7bf/32.png) [@Fox\_Paws](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fox_Paws)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/5 "2003-10-23T21:14:56Z")

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How could they tell the effects were the result of the Viagra and not just … umm … normal 13 year-old male tendencies? If there were hot nurses hanging around (or, for that matter, any nurses with boobs) the “effects” would never wear off!

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/6 "2003-10-23T22:50:20Z")

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Well, you know what they say: Spare the rod…

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/7 "2003-10-23T23:59:38Z")

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“…and the lad was rushed to the hospital with 2nd degree burns on his right hand.”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/8 "2003-10-24T00:10:08Z")

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[Bender]

“Well, we’re boned.”

[/Bender]

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/9 "2003-10-24T01:19:38Z")

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They need Viagra for constant erections at 13? All I needed was girls. Gusts of wind. Leaves. Just about anything.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/10 "2003-10-24T01:33:09Z")

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They need Viagra for constant erections at 13? All I needed was girls. Gusts of wind. Leaves. Just about anything.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/11 "2003-10-24T01:35:02Z")

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Double-u tee Eff?!

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**Author:** ![bojon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@bojon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bojon)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/12 "2003-10-24T02:11:32Z")

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Damn it went down, now its up again…

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**Author:** ![bojon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@bojon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bojon)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/13 "2003-10-24T02:12:56Z")

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I must remember its copy not remember…Sorry!

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/14 "2003-10-24T07:57:16Z")

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How did thirteen-year-olds come into possession of prescription drugs, anyway? Is it usual for them to handle things like that in Italy?

Did somebody’s father get left hanging in the wind without his meds? It would be terrible to be shafted that way by your own son, but seems most likely that a boy that age would have palmed 'em at home.

What if they weren’t handy, though? I wonder asked the local pharmacists if there had been any stick-ups lately.

Nah, it’s probably silly to speculate. They were well-raised english schoolboys, after all-- I’m sure they were all upstanding young gentlemen.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/15 "2003-10-24T08:02:47Z")

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Italy? Got confused by looking crosseyed at the “.itain\_viagra” in the link, I guess. Must be bedtime.

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**Author:** ![IcicleFuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ba8739/32.png) [@IcicleFuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IcicleFuzz)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/16 "2003-10-24T13:14:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> How did thirteen-year-olds come into possession of prescription drugs, anyway?

It’s not impossible. When I was in high school a kid whose father was a doctor managed to get his hands on a couple of pills and slipped them into a couple of his friends food. The little dick got suspended.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/17 "2003-10-24T14:21:57Z")

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What a bunch of bone heads.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/18 "2003-10-24T14:30:46Z")

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They got what was coming to them.

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**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/19 "2003-10-24T17:41:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by IcicleFuzz \*  
> \*\*The little dick got suspended. \*\*

Just like in this case, you mean?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-an-editor-with-a-sense-of-humor/209173/20 "2003-10-24T18:11:26Z")

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“Hey Billy, did you just get a haircut?”

A swaggering Billy smugly answers “Nope.”

“New jacket?”

“Nope.”

Billy leans over and confides in little Sally… “I just pulled my first boner.”

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