# I Love Boobies **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 8, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036 "2001-01-08T18:52:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/21 "2001-01-09T00:29:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*Hmmm…I’m a smallish C-cup. I think I have a nice, well-shaped, proportioned bust. > \*\* Winner! We have a winner! Big ‘B’ / small ‘C’, coupled to brains, and a not-unattractive face, and I’m all yours, on a leash. ---
**Author:** ![bserum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@bserum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bserum)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/22 "2001-01-09T00:56:33Z")
Shape is wayyy undervalued. Size can be very nice. but let’s not forget firmness, definition of the areola and nipple erectness potential. More importantly, Cleavage is King (or Queen)!!! It’s all in the presentation. I’ve had girlfriends that have done far more with smaller breasts than others that are two cup sizes bigger. I vote for low-cut tops and push-ups over surgery. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/23 "2001-01-09T01:14:23Z")
**bserum** , wanna join me for a beer or two? You share my view on boobies _precisely_. Maybe we could discuss other, errr, world views. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/24 "2001-01-09T01:29:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\*Have I shot you down, Max? \*\* Yep, you willfully and maliciously live several thousand miles away. Talk about the cold shoulder…hehe ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/25 "2001-01-09T01:43:27Z")
Hey, I’m not making you stay there. Feel free to come to MN. So there. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/26 "2001-01-09T02:49:05Z")
:o Well, I do think I have SOME brains (if utterly warped ones), and I like to think I’m reasonably attractive… ---
**Author:** ![Fletch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@Fletch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fletch)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/27 "2001-01-09T03:42:40Z")
Ahh yes, boobs, multiple sizes, appearance, textures and composition. You may have your favorites, but, would you want to turn one or two down? ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/28 "2001-01-09T04:00:12Z")
A boob in the hand is worth two in the blouse. ::flees:: ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/29 "2001-01-09T04:02:53Z")
Damn! Pushed the wrong button. I meant to add that I agree with **Euty** on this one, “it all depends on who they are attached to.” ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/30 "2001-01-09T14:37:09Z")
I’m with you all the way on this one Homer! I like the shape over the size too. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/31 "2001-01-09T15:07:36Z")
don’t visit these sites! **Moderator Notes:** _No links to adult oriented sites!_ How long have you been here, man? Sheesh. Coldfire [Edited by Coldfire on 01-09-2001 at 09:32 AM] ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/32 "2001-01-09T15:09:55Z")
Ugh - I hate the words “boobs” and “boobies” - such ugly words. I have tits… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/33 "2001-01-09T15:32:46Z")
Goose: I am Not bland. And I am a b cup. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/34 "2001-01-09T15:41:27Z")
“Shape, not size” fans should check out the centerfold of this month’s _Playboy_. Strangely, they didn’t include her cup size in her measurements as they usually do. But she’s got a mighty nice pair… ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/35 "2001-01-09T18:58:37Z")
Max: Thanks for the _heads_ up! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![bserum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@bserum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bserum)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/36 "2001-01-09T19:19:25Z")
Coldfire: “I’ll buy the first round!” ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/37 "2001-01-09T19:24:08Z")
I’ve been informed in no uncertain terms that when your wife is pregnant, groping and pawing at will, especially in public, are actions that are NOT encouraged ☹ \ ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/38 "2001-01-09T19:25:47Z")
that should of course be groping & pawing of said boobies… ---
**Author:** ![jay-c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@jay-c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jay-c)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/39 "2001-01-09T19:27:46Z")
As owner of a nice round, firm set of D’s, I am somewhat disheartened to see a preference for C’s and smaller. Oh well, if my boobies are less than desirable, then I guess I’ll have to rely on my intelligence, wit and charm to get me through… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/40 "2001-01-09T19:37:16Z")
Breast size is not inversely proportional to a woman’s intelligence. Anyone who cares to say otherwise, meet me in the pit. Personally, I enjoy breasts. The who they are attached to is of primary importance though. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036.md?page=3)