# I Love Boobies **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 8, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036 "2001-01-08T18:52:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mr\_It](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mr\_It](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_It)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/41 "2001-01-09T20:55:47Z")
OK - we all pretty much agree that we really like boobies, tits, fun-bags, jugs, knockers, headlights, ta-ta’s, milkers, bazoomba’s, or whatever else ya wanna call 'em. And that size, shape, composition, characteristic traits, ownership and availability are all important elements of the human mammary gestalt. This being my absolute favorite subject in all the world, I have some questions for the women: 1. Have you ever flashed in public? 2. Pictures? 3. Why? 4. Why not? ---
**Author:** ![Grim\_Beaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Grim\_Beaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grim_Beaker)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/42 "2001-01-09T21:57:28Z")
Don’t worry jay-c… not all men like the small to medium size Grade AA eggs (although heaven knows I like those too). In my case a nice set of D’s make me weak in the knees! Hey, I’m a poet and did not know it! ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/43 "2001-01-10T02:28:27Z")
Woodthrush had boobies. Someone in IRC chopped 'em off though, with a machete. ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/44 "2001-01-10T03:31:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > \*\*Ugh - I hate the words “boobs” and “boobies” - such ugly words. > > I have tits… 😃 \*\* A friend of mine has this complicated theory that “boobs” generally refers to breasts that are too big, and “tits” refers to breasts that are too small. I, by that definition, have tits. I have yet to see one man in this thread profess a love of a-cups chests. _sniff_ ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_It](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mr\_It](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_It)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/45 "2001-01-10T03:45:33Z")
ThisYearsGirl - If you were fishing for compliments, you caught one. So, sight-unseen, let me tell you straight out that I love your tits and I don’t care if they’re big, small, round, pointy, firm, floppy or lop-sided. I LOVE 'EM! What matters is whether they’re attached to somebody worth getting to know well enough to have a chance to find out what they look like. I’m not sure that made a lick of sense, but there it is. ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/46 "2001-01-10T04:03:03Z")
I like tits, ThisYearsGirl. I like boobs, too. I like boobies, and titties, and gruzungas and knockers and hooters and breasts and flesh pillows. That which we call a boobie, by any other name would still taste as sweet, smell as nice, feel as cool on the tongue and in the hand, and look as nice when jiggling. Big boobies, small boobies, it makes no matter, so long as they are of appropriate firmness, and provocotive shape. Further, the aureola of the nipple should not exceed a certain proportion of size to the overall boobie. Also, the nipple itself should not remind one of one’s pinky finger. Color is important, and I prefer a nice pink. However, variations on overall skin tone are nice as well. Puffy nipples can be sexy and are ususally pretty sensitive in my experience. Speaking of which, that leads me to my preference of smaller boobies, because they tend to be more sensitive. Now, I’m no “power-sucker” but I think it’s great when you are presented with a girls soft nipple, fresh from a hot shower or bath, and you can take it in your mouth and suck with just sufficient pressure (it varies from girl to girl of course) to cause them to make low moaning sounds. Feeling her nipple harden in your mouth is a great feeling. You can press her boobies together and lick them both simultaneously, and you can alternate between the two. Boobies are great. I love boobies. I am obsessed with boobies. Every chance I get, at parties mostly, I try to create an atmosphere that is conducive to maximum boobie scopeage. I don’t know why I torture myself, I can’t lick 'em like I want to, but it’s so damn cool to see a normal everyday girl-next-door type of girl strip down to her matching bra and panties and hop in a hot tub. Then, when things get to a “What the hell?” stage, the top comes off. That’s the best. I love being in a hot tub full of floating boobies, begging to be worshipped and pleasured and so on. Unfortunately, I can only watch. I would really like to go to a dopefest where we all got to hang out at a big hotel and stuff, because it would be inevitable that a bunch of us end up naked in a hot tub doing body shots. Every night I go to sleep and dream of this, and every morning I wake up and think of reasons to go to work. Well, not every night and morning, but once at least. In any case, I love parties, and partying with the dopers Kid Rock style would really kick ass. I digress and rabmle. Boobies rule, everyone join me: _HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/47 "2001-01-10T04:08:12Z")
Ahem! **ThisYearsGirl** : > [@](#): > > Johnny L.A. > Member > > Registered: Jan 2000 > Posts: 2422 > > **I like A- and B-cups myself. And brains.** See? I like A-cups! ---
**Author:** ![Sn-man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sn-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sn-man)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/48 "2001-01-10T04:17:49Z")
Boobies, one of the wonders of the known world. One day I noticed that the lyrics for the Tigger song almost perfectly described this wonderfully diverse feature. The only difference is in the last line of the chorus, instead of “I’m the only one”; substitute “there’s more than one”. I can’t watch a Pooh movie without thinking about it. The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is Tiggers are wonderful things Their tops are made out of rubber The bottoms are made out of springs They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is There’s more than one The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is Tiggers are wonderful chaps They’re loaded with vim and vigor They love to leap in your laps They’re jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is There’s more than one Tiggers are cuddly fellows Tiggers are awfully sweet Everyone else is jealous That’s why I repeat The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is Tiggers are wonderful things Their tops are made out of rubber Their bottoms are made out of springs They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is There’s more than one Grrrrrrrrrrrrr ! ! ! ! ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/49 "2001-01-10T04:24:57Z")
\ That… that’s That’s BEAUTIFUL! ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/50 "2001-01-10T14:35:21Z")
Mr It: Yes, once. I was a dancer, and I flashed a former boss(also a dance bar owner). I wish I’d gotten a necklace for it (mardi gras) ---
**Author:** ![Adolph\_Peewee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47c2d/32.png) [@Adolph\_Peewee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adolph_Peewee)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/51 "2001-01-10T14:41:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Johnny L.A. \* > \*\*I like A- and B-cups myself. And brains. > > \*\* up until now I thought it was size that mattered! Got myself a GF…rather small on the chest, but brainy as (brains = big paypacket apparently!) and on top of that, she has supersensitive nipples! Get it right, you don’t even need to touch any other part of her body! oop…too much info I think! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/52 "2001-01-11T07:30:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Philster \* > \*\*don’t visit these sites! > > **Moderator Notes:** > _No links to adult oriented sites!_ > How long have you been here, man? Sheesh. > Coldfire > > [Edited by Coldfire on 01-09-2001 at 09:32 AM] \*\* [The Bishop] Once again, we was…too late! [/The Bishop] ☹ As for me, I’m a gourmand, not a gourmet. 😉 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lexicon \* > \*\* Every chance I get, at parties mostly, I try to create an atmosphere that is conducive to maximum boobie scopeage. I don’t know why I torture myself, I can’t lick 'em like I want to, but it’s so damn cool to see a normal everyday girl-next-door type of girl strip down to her matching bra and panties and hop in a hot tub. Then, when things get to a “What the hell?” stage, the top comes off. That’s the best. I love being in a hot tub full of floating boobies, begging to be worshipped and pleasured and so on. Unfortunately, I can only watch. > \*\* I’d like to request that **Lexicon** choreograph the next doperfest. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/53 "2001-01-11T18:13:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\*Mmmm…boooooooobies… > > boo-BIES! boo-BIES! boo-BIES! > > I like boobies. > > Unfortunately, it’s just not the same when they’re your own…and mine have been through three rounds of breast-feeding, so they aren’t even a particularly appealing shape. Snort.\*\* **HEY!!!** If you bought an expensive car, _would you keep it in the garage_??? Is all your sporting equipment _in the closet_??? Did you drop out of school _to keep from getting a bad grade_??? Do you stay at home, _just so that you’re safe_??? If I had another metaphor, _would I use it_??? Be proud of 'dem boobies!!! That mark of experience is a beautiful badge of honor!!! FWIW, I used to date a woman who breastfed before I met her, and I will swear that she looked better for it. Ms. cornflakes also breastfed, and she looks perfect, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/54 "2001-01-12T00:57:25Z")
Hmmm…ladies-whatta ya say we make a counter post about male packages, hmmm? 😉 (I want a group of male slaves who all worship and adore me.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![andyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@andyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andyman)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/55 "2001-01-12T02:02:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*(I want a group of male slaves who all worship and adore me.) > 😃 \*\* Hmmmmmmm… Sounds like fun, where do we sign up! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/56 "2001-01-12T03:53:31Z")
You must audition first. For your first test-get down on your hands and knees and lick my boot. That’s it! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/57 "2001-01-12T07:37:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*For your first test-get down on your hands and knees and lick my boob. > That’s it! \*\* [sub]Extremely minor edit by DRY[/sub] Hey, I’ll volunteer for that! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/58 "2001-01-12T13:39:45Z")
I think that I have never bit A thing as lovely as a tit A tit whose taste is just as sweet When properly addressed as teat I know this poem’s a piece of shit But only god can make a tit. (Remembered from a cartoon in an old _National Lampoon_) ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/59 "2001-01-12T16:28:46Z")
There once was an amorous detective, Who said, in a fit of invective, Has your East tit the least bit The best of your West tit? Or is it a trick of perspective? When these things float to the top of my memory, I just _have_ to skim them off or they go rancid. Sorry. ::lights another candle to St. Booby and returns to his pew:: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/60 "2001-01-13T01:50:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > > \*\*For your first test-get down on your hands and knees and lick my boob. > > That’s it! \*\* > > [sub]Extremely minor edit by DRY[/sub] > > Hey, I’ll volunteer for that! \*\* Oh, you are SO going in the woodchipper! 😛 [butthead] eh ehehehe…I said wood. eheheh ehe eheheheh. [/butthead] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036.md?page=4)