# I Love Boobies

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 8, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036 "2001-01-08T18:52:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Race\_Bannon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Race\_Bannon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Race_Bannon)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/61 "2001-01-13T23:33:19Z")

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Nymphomaniacal Jill  
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill  
They found her vagina  
In North Carolina  
And bits of her tits in Brazil

But limerics aren’t what brought me to this thread. The other day I was at the gym, minding my own business and doing the treadmill thing. I look ahead of me at this woman who’s working on some weight equipment (not oggling, gawking or staring, just casual looking). You know where this is going. She bends over toward me to adjust the machine and I get THE VIEW. I mean straight down the middle and all the way to the pink parts. Such a fine thing. This always gives me a nice warm “good-to-be-alive” feeling inside.  
Made my day.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/62 "2001-01-14T01:34:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ThisYearsGirl \*  
> \*\*A friend of mine has this complicated theory that “boobs” generally refers to breasts that are too big, and “tits” refers to breasts that are too small. I, by that definition, have tits. I have yet to see one man in this thread profess a love of a-cups chests. _sniff_ \*\*

I prefer smaller. And if you have a-cup chests, why not double 'em up and make one b-cup chest?

As for tits referring to breasts that are too small . . . sinne when is ANY breast too small?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/63 "2001-01-14T01:46:08Z")

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Perhaps some of you would be interested in this:  
[http://www.foxnews.com/etcetera/fashion\_file/121500\_nips.sml](http://www.foxnews.com/etcetera/fashion_file/121500_nips.sml)

Personally, I find it incredibly stupid. It’s right up there with the thong: I spend most of my time trying to AVOID that look. Why the hell would I want to ENCOURAGE it?

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![galyean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@galyean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galyean)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-boobies/49036/64 "2001-01-14T22:39:20Z")

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I felt compelled to offer my two cents…

I haven’t seen this specific breast characteristic addressed in the thread yet. Here goes.

I could not care less about the size of a woman’s breasts. However, having dated a woman prior to, during and after breast surgery, I can state emphatically that I prefer non-enhanced breasts. They just don’t feel right. I much prefer a natural feeling boobie regardless of size.

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