Yep. When you buy in bulk, you can get 'em for chicken feed.
Obligatory Mitch Hedberg quote: “You know they call corn-on-the-cob ‘corn-on-the-cob,’ right? But that’s how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that ‘corn’, and they should call every other version ‘corn-off-the-cob.’ It’s not like if you cut off my arm you would call my arm ‘Mitch’, but then reattach it and call it ‘Mitch-all-together’.”
… Cron.
Let the revolution begin. That is all.
I have never eaten corn–what’s it like?
Tastes a little like maize.
No, he means smut.
Corn is, indeed, awesome. I cleaned a lot of spilled popcorn out of the back seat of my car today and the car still smells of popcorn, but it’s at least a good smell.
I can’t wait for the start of corn season. Fresh corn out the wazoo just waiting to be boiled and salted or turned into other awesome food. In fact, I think the only food better than corn is bacon, but since hogs are often corn-fed, corn becomes part of the bacon. It’s a win-win!
Corn is so powerful that it has defeated curry for the title of “Smell of the Microwave”.
A song about corn… I heard this on Bob and Tom show years and years ago. I never knew it’d be so appropriate to share it here! Click on “play sample” (it’s actually the whole song, very very short song), and enjoy this ode to corn.