# I love eggs!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 20, 2004, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161 "2004-10-20T03:02:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/1 "2004-10-20T03:02:22Z")

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[This is the best thing on earth](http://www.bconstructive.com/i/Egg_Song.swf).

Or worst.

Either way, good luck getting that song out of your head.

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/2 "2004-10-20T03:25:42Z")

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:eek: :eek: :eek:  
What…  
:eek: :eek:  
I mean…  
:eek:  
But…  
:eek:  
What… was that?

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/3 "2004-10-20T03:45:57Z")

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What he said. \<points up\>

Eggs are spaceships that shoot missles at each other?

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**Author:** ![Baggins111](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@Baggins111](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baggins111)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/4 "2004-10-20T03:47:34Z")

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I swear to Og if I’m at work tomorrow halfway into writing a program and that song comes into my head, I will hunt you down.

Man, I miss my old Weeble Wobbles sets right now.

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/5 "2004-10-20T03:49:20Z")

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Ninja eggs!

I’ll never see an omelette the same way again.

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**Author:** ![partlycloudy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/partlycloudy/32/3114_2.png) [@partlycloudy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/partlycloudy)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/6 "2004-10-20T03:54:29Z")

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Oodle Doodle! Those eggs look like they’re having a really good time. I sorta feel bad for eating the little guys!

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**Author:** ![partlycloudy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/partlycloudy/32/3114_2.png) [@partlycloudy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/partlycloudy)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/7 "2004-10-20T03:56:30Z")

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Oh no, I _can’t stop_ watching it!!

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**Author:** ![King\_Friday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/43a26b/32.png) [@King\_Friday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Friday)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/8 "2004-10-20T03:59:16Z")

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> [@LoganDear](#):
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> Oh no, I _can’t stop_ watching it!!

I can.

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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/9 "2004-10-20T04:20:13Z")

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Someone…

somewhere…

spent time…

making that.

_[sub]:head explodes:[/sub]_

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/10 "2004-10-20T13:43:52Z")

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Now, **AwSnappity** , that’s just egg paranoia. I think you’re being very silly. There will always be chickens. Why, there are so many chickens now that we can eat some and let some live to supply us with eggs. Chickens are plentiful, **AwSnappity**. The world will never be without chickens, you can be sure of that.

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/11 "2004-10-20T13:51:58Z")

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I can’t follow the link because I’m at work, so I don’t know which song is supposed to get stuck in my head. But I do know which song DID get stuck in my head, via the Thread Title.

I love eggs,  
From my head down to my legs,  
Scrambled or fried,  
With my baby by my side,  
I love eggs!  
The incredible! edible! egg!  
Argh!

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/12 "2004-10-20T15:06:04Z")

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> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#):
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> I love eggs,  
> From my head down to my legs,  
> Scrambled or fried,  
> **With my baby by my side,**  
> I love eggs!  
> The incredible! edible! egg!

Bolding mine. I always thought that line was “with my family or the guys.” :eek:

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/13 "2004-10-20T15:07:28Z")

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> [@Jeep's Phoenix](#):
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> Bolding mine. I always thought that line was “with my family or the guys.” :eek:

It might be. I tried googling for that line but couldn’t find it. And I think I do remember the commercial showing the man out on a camping trip with his buds, so yours definitely fits better 😉

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/14 "2004-10-20T16:00:23Z")

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_curls into fetal position and whimpers_

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/15 "2004-10-20T16:16:56Z")

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Well,

A - I have a feeling that scrambled eggs will feature for my eating pleasure this evening

B - very colour prejudiced thing - I shall report it to the authorities at once - all that stuff about how _white_ eggs are! Equal Opps for Eggs, I say! 🙂

c - apart from the tune getting stuck in my head, I think I’m also stuck with that line" popular and perfect and so complete in every way" How much more tautologous _could_ they make it?

d - the tune - hmm - well dunno about anyone else, but I have a cunning plan - I’nm going to go back to the weebl site and get “Magical Trevor” stuck in my head instead. At least I’m used to that being stuck in head. 🙂

E - why didn’t it have death-wish eggs doing kamikaze leaps onto the floor as soon as the fridge door is opened? Now that would add a dark touch of realism! ☹ And, often, annoyance and hunger.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/16 "2004-10-20T16:20:25Z")

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> [@Keapon Laffin](#):
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> :eek: :eek: :eek:  
> What…  
> :eek: :eek:  
> I mean…  
> :eek:  
> But…  
> :eek:  
> What… was that?

Oh, my… if you can’t handle this, don’t go to the [http://www.iloveegg.com](http://www.iloveegg.com) website referenced at the end of the movie. It’s a bit…odd. (Has more animations, though!)

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/17 "2004-10-20T17:21:39Z")

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> [@Celyn](#):
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> B - very colour prejudiced thing - I shall report it to the authorities at once - all that stuff about how _white_ eggs are! Equal Opps for Eggs, I say! 🙂

_Brown eggs are local eggs  
And local eggs are fresh!_

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/18 "2004-10-20T17:28:36Z")

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> [@LilyoftheValley](#):
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> _Brown eggs are local eggs  
> And local eggs are fresh!_

What? [No link to the straight dope on that](http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mbrowneggs.html)? 😉

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/19 "2004-10-20T17:34:30Z")

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OK, silly me for hitting submit too soon…

Of course, the column I linked doesn’t preclude the notion that “…local eggs are fresh” but, wasn’t this a fairly widespread ad campaign? According to Euty’s article above, brown eggs are laid by chickens in three states. I heard the jingle here in CT, and we have plenty of egg farms here - all of which produce white eggs and distribute them locally, so I can’t imagine eggs from Rhode Island are fresher than the ones I get from the local egg farm via the supermarket.

OK my point is: How widespread _was_ this campaign? Did people in California see this ad too?

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-eggs/270161/20 "2004-10-20T17:36:11Z")

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> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#):
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> What? [No link to the straight dope on that](http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mbrowneggs.html)? 😉

Darn it! I’ve been duped by an annoying advertising jingle!

(Actually, I buy whatever egg is cheapest at the store. I just checked, and I’ve got brown eggs in the fridge now. Yoo-hoo **Euty** , why were they cheaper?!)

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