# I love fruitcake! I don't care who knows!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-fruitcake-i-dont-care-who-knows/522175
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [December 22, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-fruitcake-i-dont-care-who-knows/522175 "2009-12-22T06:27:11Z")
**Posts on this page:** 2
**Page:** 4

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### Author: ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [December 30, 2009, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-fruitcake-i-dont-care-who-knows/522175/61 "2009-12-30T01:42:11Z")

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> [@Squink](#):
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> Huh, nothing.  
> I always thought that the superimposition of two fruitcake threads would result in cataclysmic detonation.  
> Guess I was wrong about that.

The cataclysmic devastation would be from making [fruitcake](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11913774&postcount=2)-[bread pudding](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11913798&postcount=4).

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### Author: ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [December 30, 2009, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-fruitcake-i-dont-care-who-knows/522175/62 "2009-12-30T02:05:35Z")

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> [@Squink](#):
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> Huh, nothing.  
> I always thought that the superimposition of two fruitcake threads would result in cataclysmic detonation.  
> Guess I was wrong about that.

All is well.  
**Always** include one of [these](http://evilspeculator.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/reset.jpg) in each cake.

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