# I love having small breasts. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 19, 2013, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756 "2013-01-19T23:01:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Silvorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Silvorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silvorange)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2013, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/41 "2013-01-21T00:52:38Z")
I love the Normal Breasts Photo Gallery website. They show real breasts of all shapes and sizes in a non-sexualized context so women can see that their boobs’ quirks are normal. NSFW link (take out the space): [http://www.007b.com/bre](http://www.007b.com/bre) ast\_gallery.php ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2013, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/42 "2013-01-21T01:02:52Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I actually think small breasts are sexier. Large ones just look weaird IMHO. I’m not a fan of the very big ones either. The point at which they look _weird_ is when they are spilling out to the side of the torso. Before that, they are just meh. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2013, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/43 "2013-01-21T01:19:08Z")
I’ve talked about my small boobs on here before. Although society in general idolizes big boobs, I have come to appreciate mine, eventually. Big enough, nicely shaped, permanently hard nipples (so much for the no bra advantage) and at 43, still in their original factory position. I was recently in close quarters with a 60+ year old woman, and she could have tucked then into her waistband. I will never be able to do that. Thank god for small tits. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2013, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/44 "2013-01-21T03:03:37Z")
I like 'em big. I like 'em small Heck, when it comes to breasts I like 'em all! ---
**Author:** ![qbadger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/fbc32d/32.png) [@qbadger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/qbadger)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2013, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/45 "2013-01-21T03:19:17Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Exactly. I find women with three or four breast very disconcerting. Well Earthman, you ought to travel more and see the [wonders](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minor_The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy_characters#Eccentrica_Gallumbits) of the galaxy. Perhaps that would change your opinion. ---
**Author:** ![claramorena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@claramorena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/claramorena)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2013, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/46 "2013-01-21T04:35:03Z")
I agree. I love being flat chested so I tend to look much younger than I really am. Also I can wear cute frilly tops! 😃 I also have a big butt so I feel that a larger chest will be too much. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2013, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/47 "2013-01-21T08:30:22Z")
So do I. Man boobs are so unattractive. ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2013, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/48 "2013-01-21T10:28:47Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > my flippin’ bra has four sets of hooks in the back. If I ever wanna have sex, I have to plan hours in advance to allow for sufficient time to remove my bra. . . umm…may I suggest that you’re working too hard? Let _him_ unhook all those flippin’ hooks.. He won’t mind… Trust me on this… There’s gold in them thar hills. > [@](#): > > Easier doing the Sunday NY Times crossword puzzle Hey,for some Doper nerds, there’s nothing sexier than doing the NY Times Sunday crossword together in the nude. (Don’t ask me how I know this. 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![tim-n-va](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim-n-va/32/3001_2.png) [@tim-n-va](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim-n-va)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2013, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/49 "2013-01-21T10:47:43Z")
Now we need a thread about men with a large penis who don’t want a penis reduction. No, go ahead, I only fit one of those conditions so I’ll stay here. ---
**Author:** ![midnight-dreary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@midnight-dreary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/midnight-dreary)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2013, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/50 "2013-01-21T11:52:26Z")
Your breasts sag because of a loss of collagen in the skin, not because of gravity. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2013, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/51 "2013-01-21T14:11:06Z")
There seem to be a lot of advantages to small breasts. More aerodynamic in sports. Can wear strapless dresses and spaghetti tops and a million cutesy summer things. And speaking of summer, finding bathing suits when you are large-chested is a pain in the ass. The idea of just going into a place like Victoria’s Secret and being able to wear whatever looks sexy. Not to mention a large chest can make you look heavier than you actually are. Oh, and can we talk about price? My bras cost between $70-90 each. That said, I think my breasts are awesome - probably my finest physical feature. They’re a pain in the ass to stuff into clothes, but I look great naked. I think it’s wonderful that you celebrate them whatever the size. I always feel so sad when women feel insecure about their breasts. Especially because it’s obvious to me that guys really don’t care about the size all that much. Especially because it’s obvious to me that so many women are stunning regardless of their bra size. ---
**Author:** ![raspberry\_hunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@raspberry\_hunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raspberry_hunter)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/52 "2013-01-21T14:41:37Z")
Meeeee too! I love my small breasts! 34A (so not quite as small as the OP, but smaller than most people I know) and love it. They’re round and firm, and I think they’re extremely aesthetically pleasing. And to be perfectly honest, I’ve always felt a little sorry for people with large breasts because they seem like more of a pain to lug about, and aesthetically I kind of prefer mine. I did worry a little what my husband thought, because of everything one hears in media, etc. about guys and big boobs, but he assures me that he likes them a lot 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/53 "2013-01-21T14:42:57Z")
> [@tim-n-va](#): > > Now we need a thread about men with a large penis who don’t want a penis reduction. > > No, go ahead, I only fit one of those conditions so I’ll stay here. All I know is I have to sit down to pee because my doctor said not to lift anything heavy. Does anyone else remember when _Playboy_ came out with _Oui_ magazine in the early 1970s? It seemed to specialize in small-breasted girls, which was a complete switch from the other magazines of the day. ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2013, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/54 "2013-01-21T16:58:38Z")
> [@Silvorange](#): > > I love the Normal Breasts Photo Gallery website. They show real breasts of all shapes and sizes in a non-sexualized context so women can see that their boobs’ quirks are normal. > > NSFW link (take out the space): > > [http://www.007b.com/bre](http://www.007b.com/bre) ast\_gallery.php For a moment I was afraid - if that’s the word\* - that this was an “Easter Egg” SDMB Gallery. \*Whatever the word is, it’s not “titillated”. Too obvious. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2013, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/55 "2013-01-21T19:08:37Z")
One good thing about being large-chested is I have a nice place to rest a magazine in the bathtub. Other than that… I wish I could wear button down shirts. Any shirt big enough to fit over the girls without gapping is way too big everywhere else. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2013, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/56 "2013-01-21T20:38:30Z")
> [@midnight-dreary](#): > > Your breasts sag because of a loss of collagen in the skin, not because of gravity. :dubious: So if one lost one’s collagen and lived in a microgravity environment, they’d still sag? I think not. ---
**Author:** ![Imasquare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Imasquare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imasquare)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/57 "2013-01-22T05:48:27Z")
> [@PandaBear77](#): > > I used to be a DD before my weight loss surgery. Now I’m a C. I love being able to wear cute bras now 🙂 Good: I’m only a B cup. Bad: I’m male. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/58 "2013-01-22T05:49:45Z")
[I confess](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEGLbCNRqw) that I like them too. ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/59 "2013-01-22T17:31:49Z")
> [@Silvorange](#): > > I love the Normal Breasts Photo Gallery website. They show real breasts of all shapes and sizes in a non-sexualized context so women can see that their boobs’ quirks are normal. > > NSFW link (take out the space): > > [http://www.007b.com/bre](http://www.007b.com/bre) ast\_gallery.php Thanks for posting that. It actually made me feel a lot better. Mine are itty bitty titties, but at least they are about the same size and shape and do not point into my armpits. Looking through some of those pages, I had to wonder. Men are attracted to these things? There were so many that I thought were unattractive! Good thing most other women won’t give a flip what I think about their boobs, and likely, most other women’s boobs I will never see uncovered in person. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756/60 "2013-01-22T18:40:59Z")
More than a mouthful is a waste. 😉 And OP, you are ridiculously cute so there’s no shame in your game. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-having-small-breasts/647756.md?page=4)