# I love it. Mark Cuban puts it to Donald Trump.

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**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [November 3, 2012, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-mark-cuban-puts-it-to-donald-trump/639717 "2012-11-03T00:08:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-mark-cuban-puts-it-to-donald-trump/639717/1 "2012-11-03T00:08:42Z")

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I’ll start by posting this in elections because Trump has been meddling in the election process for a long time.

Anyway, Mark Cuban who probably has a much greater net worth than Trump offers him $1 million to his favorite charity if he will shave his head. I’m ROTFL.

Trump has to be the dumbest, most worthless, clueless rich guy in history. Cuban, who can be on the edge at times, just gave him a smackdown.

[http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/watch\_mark\_cuban\_offers\_donald\_trump\_SO7TmO4HgQ4FWJpiusKhNN](http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/watch_mark_cuban_offers_donald_trump_SO7TmO4HgQ4FWJpiusKhNN)

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**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-mark-cuban-puts-it-to-donald-trump/639717/2 "2012-11-03T00:48:59Z")

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Cuban has proved his worth to society. When the revolution comes, he will be spared.

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-mark-cuban-puts-it-to-donald-trump/639717/3 "2012-11-03T02:51:53Z")

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I liked [Stephen Colbert’s offer](http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/420539/october-24-2012/donald-trump-s-october-surprise) better. And he made it over a week earlier. (Offer starts at 3:05.)

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**Author:** ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-mark-cuban-puts-it-to-donald-trump/639717/4 "2012-11-03T04:32:32Z")

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> [@Jenaroph](#):
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> I liked [Stephen Colbert’s offer](http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/420539/october-24-2012/donald-trump-s-october-surprise) better. And he made it over a week earlier. (Offer starts at 3:05.)

They are both great. Think of it, for $2 million, Colbert’s balls in Trump’s mouth while his head is getting shaved (or it’s probably more a matter of someone removing the cheapest wig ever seen).

Trump is a total phony POS. The mere idea that people get sucked in to his schtick and his publicity stunts is very worrisome.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-mark-cuban-puts-it-to-donald-trump/639717/5 "2012-11-03T05:07:22Z")

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The problem with all of these (if you pretend they are serious) is that Trump has never given any indication that he cares about charity. I think Stephen should offer to run ads for Trump products on his show, and that Cuban should offer to buy him a better wig.

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-mark-cuban-puts-it-to-donald-trump/639717/6 "2012-11-03T07:15:02Z")

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Why doesn’t anyone make _ **ME** _ these offers?

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-mark-cuban-puts-it-to-donald-trump/639717/7 "2012-11-03T11:50:22Z")

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Because you’re clearly American, you’re bald and you already have balls in your mouth.

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-mark-cuban-puts-it-to-donald-trump/639717/8 "2012-11-03T16:13:01Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Because you’re clearly American, you’re bald and you already have balls in your mouth.

Have we met?

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-mark-cuban-puts-it-to-donald-trump/639717/9 "2012-11-03T17:05:47Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Because you’re clearly American, you’re bald and you already have balls in your mouth.

You win the internet. Today.
