# I love it when my wife hasn't noticed I slammed the bus a few more inches - meaning?

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**Created:** [August 7, 2020, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-when-my-wife-hasnt-noticed-i-slammed-the-bus-a-few-more-inches-meaning/917533 "2020-08-07T21:50:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-when-my-wife-hasnt-noticed-i-slammed-the-bus-a-few-more-inches-meaning/917533/21 "2020-08-10T07:02:24Z")

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In the book _Dave Barry Does Japan_, he notes this phenomena, and mentions that he saw one that read “King Fucker Chicken”

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-when-my-wife-hasnt-noticed-i-slammed-the-bus-a-few-more-inches-meaning/917533/22 "2020-08-10T09:12:57Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> I was really hoping this was a new sex thang. It gave me hope, because at my age, that’s all the farther I can slam that bus…

But if your wife doesn’t notice, what’s the point?

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-when-my-wife-hasnt-noticed-i-slammed-the-bus-a-few-more-inches-meaning/917533/23 "2020-08-10T11:51:11Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> if your wife doesn’t notice, what’s the point?

Seriously, if you’re sexing up the wife and she doesn’t notice a ‘few more inches’ of… well… anything really… you’re doing it very, very wrong.

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