# I love it when spiders eat birds

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-when-spiders-eat-birds/469135>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 22, 2008, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-when-spiders-eat-birds/469135 "2008-10-22T22:08:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-when-spiders-eat-birds/469135/61 "2008-10-24T02:26:57Z")

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I have to side with the “go, spider” group here.

But I was _REALLY_ impressed when I followed the [leopard kills crocodile](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/07/18/ealeopard118.xml) link. Go cat! That’s just amazing!

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**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-when-spiders-eat-birds/469135/62 "2008-10-24T19:12:14Z")

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> [@InvisibleWombat](#):
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> But I was _REALLY_ impressed when I followed the [leopard kills crocodile](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/07/18/ealeopard118.xml) link. Go cat! That’s just amazing!

There was a story in a similar vein a few years back (that I can’t find) about a salmon that leapt into a tank of pirahna and finished a few of them off.

And you can’t beat the video of the octopus taking out the shark either.

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-when-spiders-eat-birds/469135/63 "2008-10-24T19:20:39Z")

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A spider able to kill a bird, even a very small bird, is just plain wrong! Do we really need spiders who are that hard?

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-when-spiders-eat-birds/469135/64 "2008-10-24T20:50:28Z")

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> [@ivan\_astikov](#):
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> A spider able to kill a bird, even a very small bird, is just plain wrong! Do we really need spiders who are that hard?

The question, my friend, is whether those spiders really need _us_.

(insert stale joke here about welcoming our new spider overlords)

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-when-spiders-eat-birds/469135/65 "2008-10-24T21:57:13Z")

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> [@JThunder](#):
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> Goliath birdeaters are wonderful creatures.
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> Treat them with respect and you’ll be safe. They only go out of their way to eat the smallest of mammals.

Verne Troyer?

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-when-spiders-eat-birds/469135/66 "2008-10-24T23:01:16Z")

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> [@lynne-42](#):
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> My brother went camping in America and had the tent ripped open by bears. That would NEVER happen here. Give me spiders any day!

What about _drop bears_? Are you trying to tell me that _Crocodile Dundee 2_ **lied** to us about those vicious monsters? What do you think we are, hicks?

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**Author:** ![lynne-42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lynne-42/32/3138_2.png) [@lynne-42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lynne-42)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-when-spiders-eat-birds/469135/67 "2008-10-25T01:52:19Z")

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We love our drop bears! And we love even more anyone who believes in them.

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-it-when-spiders-eat-birds/469135/68 "2008-10-27T20:45:09Z")

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> [@InvisibleWombat](#):
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> The question, my friend, is whether those spiders really need _us_.
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> (insert stale joke here about welcoming our new spider overlords)

Our spider overlords don’t like stale food, they want it goopy

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