# I love kitties more than anything! Kitties kitties kitties! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 24, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038 "2003-06-24T14:52:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/21 "2003-06-24T20:06:32Z")
Okey-doke, **Phlosphr** , I’ll see your _one_ cute kitty and raise you [another](http://home.mindspring.com/~amckelvey/_wsn/page2.html)! 'Course, in the last 2 months, the kitten has severely outgrown the older one… [sub]And yours is indeed, heart-breakingly cute, darnitalltoheck.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/22 "2003-06-24T20:34:15Z")
OK, just to counter-balance all this cuteness … What does a 300-pound mouse say? “Here, kitty, kitty, kitty …” (Hey, I’m allowed to joke. I have a kitty too!!!) ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/23 "2003-06-24T20:44:50Z")
I LOOOOVE kitties. They are the funnest, cuddliest, cutest little critters ever!! I’d get one (or more), except I’m allergic, and I can’t have one in my apartment, and I can’t afford food and vet bills, and I’m not settled or responsible enough. But other than that… ---
**Author:** ![yoyo3500](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/5daacb/32.png) [@yoyo3500](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyo3500)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/24 "2003-06-24T21:52:30Z")
And then the kitty, uh, well, I forget about that part of the, um, well, never mind ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/25 "2003-06-24T22:02:56Z")
Everyone likes kitty porn! [http://www.ratemykitten.com/ratemy/kitten?image=42475&pi=3.14](http://www.ratemykitten.com/ratemy/kitten?image=42475&pi=3.14) ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/26 "2003-06-24T22:10:09Z")
We’re not supposed to have them either…but we do! Haven’t been caught in 5 years. ---
**Author:** ![Thylacine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thylacine/32/1143_2.png) [@Thylacine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thylacine)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/27 "2003-06-24T23:24:39Z")
Behold the [demented cat](http://groups.msn.com/kaboodle/shoebox.msnw) of a fat non waxing lesbian who owns some Joni Mitchell for visitors but really prefers Nina Simone. I feel I am getting better, we haven’t done a webcast for months. It was really quite scary for a while there. ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/28 "2003-06-25T01:57:25Z")
While we’re sharing, here are [the two cutest cats](http://www.contracheck.com/cats/) in Norwood! (Petco had a photo contest). Photo #6 in the second set is the one that won. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/29 "2003-06-25T02:05:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Qazzz \* > \*\* > Sometimes I wonder if I love them to an unhealthy extent. \*\* I gotta say, ummm, yep… ---
**Author:** ![terd\_ferguson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@terd\_ferguson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terd_ferguson)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/30 "2003-06-25T02:34:01Z")
My asshole roomate’s cat decide 5am this morning was an opportune time to shove a straw under my door and then spend 10 minutes scratching my door and pawing at the straw. It was a bit unsettling because when I woke up I forgot that we had a cat. If he does it again he’s going in the microwave. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/31 "2003-06-25T03:53:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Qazzz \* > \*\*And sometimes I lie in bed and pretend like a pillow is my kitty. > \*\* But that’s mean! ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/32 "2003-06-25T03:59:11Z")
I envy y’all. I would have kitties, if Mom wasn’t allergic. Everyone’s kitty is so cute I want to go look at a picture of Ed Asner to balance myself out. ---
**Author:** ![Cooler\_of\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@Cooler\_of\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cooler_of_Death)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/33 "2003-06-25T04:00:51Z")
Finally, a thread I can relate to here! Kitties are the bestest things ever. Especially when they come in pairs. And you can dangle fishing pole fluffy things in front of them for hours and hours of endless, hilarious kitty acrobat entertainment. And when they rub against your leg, or mark your foot with the corner of their mouth. They are just big balls of furry love. Yes they are… But perhaps the most adorable thing about little kitties is the fact that, despite their amazing amount of furry charm, debilitating cuteness, and seemingly innocent playfulness, well, they’re really ferocious killing machines. Razorsharp retracable claws, fangs, night vision, stealth, cunning, lightning quick reflexes - yeah, kitties rule. Who needs world peace when you have kitties anyway? Not me. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/34 "2003-06-25T05:51:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Phlosphr \* > \*\*Ahh! as a recent cat owner, I must say there are no kitties cuter than [my](http://www.orecatay.com/images/photos/sir-muggles.jpg) kitty! Just got her last week. **Minmei** is her name. \*\* Oh My God…soooooo CUTE!!! I have five kitties. I love kitties. And yes, I’d rather have a boatload of kitties -and you know what? I think, if everyone had a boatload of kitties, we’d have world peace. Because they’re KITTIES!!! Speaking of kitties, I gotta get to bed-Buffy is knocking stuff off of my vanity-that means she wants her chair. (My chair for my computer desk is where she sleeps every night. ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/35 "2003-06-25T10:19:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by green\_bladder \* > \*\*But that’s mean! \*\* no, it’d be meaner if it was the other way around. pretending that your kitty is a pillow. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/36 "2003-06-25T11:08:50Z")
> [@](#): > > **elfje** > no, it’d be meaner if it was the other way around. > pretending that your kitty is a pillow. Hmm… _scratches head_ I actually read it thinking **Qazzz** meant ‘kitty is a pillow’, when it actually says ‘pillow is a kitty’, so my initial reply, (“but that’s mean!”) seems a little odd and out of place… Anyhoo… ---
**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/37 "2003-06-25T12:20:43Z")
OMG, **Phlosphr** ’s kitten Minmei is the CUTEST kitty I have EVER seen since…uh… the cutest kitty before that!!! I LOVE kitties too, and they love ME!!! The fuzzy wuzzy babies are SOOOO cute, it’s making me talk goofy, type words ins CAP, and use multiple exclamation points!!! (I love them!! Kitties are the BEST!!!) 🙂🙂🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/38 "2003-06-25T12:32:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elfje \* > \*\*no, it’d be meaner if it was the other way around. > pretending that your kitty is a pillow. \*\* But cats make wonderful pillows, especially when they have a [fever.](http://nekothekitty.keenspace.com/d/20030530.html) ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/39 "2003-06-25T14:09:53Z")
Jeezis, we’re all a bunch of seven-year old girls, aren’t we? Kitties do that to people. Because they’re such cutesy-wootsy wittle balls of furry adorableness, isn’t they? isn’t they? Yes, they is! Awwwwww… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![yoyo3500](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/5daacb/32.png) [@yoyo3500](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyo3500)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038/40 "2003-06-25T14:12:00Z")
Oh, and then the kitty wen to the, uh, well, I think that it, well, maybe it didn’t really, but, hmm [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-kitties-more-than-anything-kitties-kitties-kitties/184038.md?page=3)